Thursday, February 28, 2013

Thursday's haiku

She smiled like she knew
a juicy secret that you'd
never get to hear

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

A hunger strike is
less a threat if there's not much
food to begin with

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

If he kisses her
goodbye, what does he do to
her to say hello?

Monday, February 25, 2013

Monday's haiku

If everybody's
talking, I just want to know
who is listening?

Saturday, February 23, 2013

weekend haiku

"Fits like a glove" is
less of a compliment when
it's about a shoe 


"You look like a rock
star" is not a compliment
if it's Keith Richards

Friday, February 22, 2013

Friday's haiku

Horse hair may not be
the most important thing, but
it is the mane part

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Thursday's haiku

She'd eat healthier
if vegetables tasted
more like chocolate

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

As she talked about
doughnuts, she was drooling and
her eyes glazed over

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

When she puts down the
art of others, she likes her
own drawings much more

Monday, February 18, 2013

Monday's haiku

He eats lunch quickly,
so he can write poetry
and nurture his soul

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Weekend haiku

Though they usually
don't agree, all three bears thought
she tasted just right 


Like my attention,
the clouds drift slowly on by,
no tethers, no strings

Friday, February 15, 2013

Friday's haiku

Joseph didn't mind
if his wife started each day
with a cup of Joe

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Thursday's haiku

At the free clinic,
there's no such thing as "Happy
V.D" Just trust me.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

I would enjoy the
beautiful sunrise more if
I wasn't still drunk

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

The small train is not
scared in the least bit, because
it is not a freight

Monday, February 11, 2013

Monday's haiku

She thinks compassion
must skip a generation,
so she calls Grandma

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Weekend haiku

When she said she'd go
down on James, I didn't know
she had meant the street 


In loving his dwarf,
he found out good things do come
in small packages

Friday, February 8, 2013

Friday's haiku

With following thru,
that girl is flakier than
my mama's pie crust

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Thursday's haiku

When she said the rain
had made her wet, I was wrong,
she wasn't aroused

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Wednesday's haiku

My wife will never
find blonde hairs on my jacket;
I prefer brunettes

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Tuesday's haiku

She wore purple and
brown, not a good combo.  She
needs Garanimals

Monday, February 4, 2013

Monday's haiku

Vivian likes to
dance with her horse, even though
he has two left feet

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Weekend haiku

Optimists, always
looking up, should stay out of
the aviary 


While pessimists are
always looking down, they seem
to find more money

Friday, February 1, 2013

Friday's haiku

Underarm hair hates
it's life completely, because
it knows it's the pits