Saturday, February 28, 2015

Weekend haiku

Kim wore riding pants,
though she'd never been near a
farm, horse or saddle 


Her heels are so tall,
she can now easily see
over most men's lies

Friday, February 27, 2015

Friday haiku

Traffic's like the last
sled dog, you're waiting on the
ass in front of you

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Thursday haiku

Rain nurtures and pelts
the rose, a relationship
Jill can relate to

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Wednesday's haiku

Watching people walk
in the fog, I'm like a poor
man's Dian Fossey

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Tuesday haiku

Robert Johnson gained
fame selling his soul, but what
is my kidney worth?

Monday, February 23, 2015

Monday haiku

Emails go missing
all the time, one on my milk
carton just today

Saturday, February 21, 2015

Weekend haiku

Though he didn't like
her, he strung her along since
she sure liked his string 


He strung along all
women, as he was born with
very little rope

Friday, February 20, 2015

Friday haiku

They were friends with fringe
benefits, but Bill didn't
need anymore fringe

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Thursday Haiku

Be yourself. There is
no one out there who can do
it any better

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Wednesday haiku

You can tell the strength
of their morning coffee by
where their eyelids are

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Tuesday haiku

The carnivore went
up to the roof, as he had
heard the steaks were high

Monday, February 16, 2015

Monday haiku

Jealous, the clouds and
wind do their best to deny
the sun it's power

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Weekend haiku

For Valentine's Day,
I gave her my heart, she gave
me beer.  We're even! 


Love is a many
splendored thing, unless you're not
in it, then it sucks

Friday, February 13, 2015

Friday haiku

Once a week, we should
all arrive to work or school
to cheers and applause

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Thursday haiku

Sheila had the right
to remain silent, but not
the ability

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Wednesday haiku

I've found opinions
are just like butts, big or small,
all of us have one

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Tuesday haiku

I had a salad
for lunch to counterbalance
breakfast and dinner

Monday, February 9, 2015

Monday haiku

When my ex left, she
took her love away, now all
I have is the "s"

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Weekend haiku

The singer told the
crowd he didn't do requests,
unless he was asked 


Sheila smirked and said,
"It's a God given right to
be an atheist."

Friday, February 6, 2015

Friday haiku

Inside Nicole's brain
runs an endless movie of
kittens and rainbows

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Thursday haiku

It's best not to buy
stock in precipitation,
as rain always drops

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Wednesday haiku

Cain tries to do all
the things his brother can do,
but he's not Abel

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Tuesday haiku

Not wanting someone
to park her car, Shena is
not a valet girl

Monday, February 2, 2015

Monday haiku

If Super Bowl fans
cheer against New England, they're