Friday, July 31, 2015

Friday haiku

Divorced, David threw
himself into his work, which
wanted to leave too

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Thursday haiku

In our meeting, she
tried to blow smoke, but didn't
have the fire in her

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Wednesday haiku

Jill thinks a happy
marriage is a premature
unhappy divorce

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Tuesday haiku

Ironically, the
parking garage seems to be
constantly moving

Monday, July 27, 2015

Monday haiku

Since horseflies always
surround horses, let's follow
that big dragonfly

Saturday, July 25, 2015

Weekend haiku

The babbling brook
just needs to focus on one
topic when he speaks 

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A dragonfly makes
me want to rethink what a
dragon must look like

Friday, July 24, 2015

Friday haiku

If three's a magic
number, why do magicians
have one assistant?

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Thursday haiku

If you give a man
a fish, they must have been out
of ties at the store

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Wednesday haiku

Based upon my cat,
it is not just nature that
abhors a vacuum

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Tuesday haiku

His breath could strip the
chrome off bumpers, then dissolve
the steel underneath

Monday, July 20, 2015

Monday haiku

Either work under-
values my skills, or I have
overvalued them

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Weekend haiku

If you don't expect
much out of Tim, you might not
be disappointed 

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The one positive
to stop and go traffic is
I can write haiku

Friday, July 17, 2015

Friday haiku

In tonight's groggy
walk, the door stop, sticking out,
became a toe stop

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Thursday haiku

Ten years old, fifty
cents in my pocket, never
feeling so wealthy

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Wednesday haiku

Working Thanksgiving
Day gives me a little less
to be thankful for

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Tuesday haiku

At Halloween, each
noise, shadow or tree is a
monster almost here

Monday, July 13, 2015

Monday haiku

"'Til death do us part,"
is first a promise, later,
a final option

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Weekend haiku

While the whiner says,
"Oh, woe is me," the wino
says, "Merlot is me" 

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Jill has her husband
wrapped round her finger, tighter
than her wedding band

Friday, July 10, 2015

Friday haiku

Julia is as
useless as rearview mirrors
attached to a shark

Thursday, July 9, 2015

Thursday haiku

Tom smiles like a shark:
impressive, seductive, but
most likely lethal

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Wednesday haiku

Bill's affection is
like a cookie, some get bites,
the rest of us, crumbs

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Tuesday haiku

It's sunny now, but
I've heard Tommy's in town, so
the clouds are nearby

Monday, July 6, 2015

Monday haiku

He calls you his friend
just to keep the option there,
in case he needs it

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Weekend haiku

Finding the loophole
in the nightclub's suit required
rule, Bill chose birthday 

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His smile's a fa├žade,
his voice luring you inside,
forgetting his teeth

Friday, July 3, 2015

Friday haiku

Defiantly, Jill
wore her new swimsuit, content
to be cloudbathing

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Thursday haiku

"I'm not the Devil,"
screamed Jill, stomping her hairy
hoof for emphasis

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Wednesday haiku

The trout, addicted
to worms, knew he should resist
them, but he was hooked