Saturday, July 30, 2016

Weekend haiku

The priest, cleaning his
crucifix, wasn't angry,
but felt a bit cross

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Dressed as Red Riding
Hood's nemesis, Megan found
she wolfed down her lunch

Friday, July 29, 2016

Friday haiku

So, the nominees
are Hillary and Donald:
Lady and the Trump

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Thursday haiku

He saw her every
Spring, and like Daylight Savings
Time, he'd lose hours

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Wednesday haiku

Midterms are teacher's
way of saying, "Just you wait
until the final!"

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Tuesday haiku

The yellow lizard
doesn't hate all people, but
he's a bit jaundiced

Monday, July 25, 2016

Monday haiku

The man with two rear
ends isn't rude, but has a
definite bias

Sunday, July 24, 2016

Weekend haiku

He's such a dirty
old man, he depicts all the
ladies in the lewd

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Bill has Parkinson's,
so he ends all business
deals with a hand shake

Friday, July 22, 2016

Friday haiku

Donald Trump's now the  
Republican nominee  
I know that's not right

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Thursday haiku

For the whole night of
lascivious poetry,
he wished for more girls

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Wednesday haiku

He sits by himself,
as he's found it's better than
being rejected

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Tuesday haiku

Jan always races
through all school zones, trying to
exercise those kids

Monday, July 18, 2016

Monday haiku

Jan always races
through all speed zones, trying to
get the highest score

Saturday, July 16, 2016

Weekend haiku

The two crows, hanging
out nearby, were picked up for
attempted murder

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Billy stopped counting
calories when he found out
the most doesn't win

Friday, July 15, 2016

Friday haiku

In the rain, coats on,
with their hoods up, everyone
looks like a conehead

Thursday, July 14, 2016

Thursday haiku

Donald Trump's hairpiece 
is not so much a toupee, 
more like a too bad

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Wednesday haiku

We all have our "Ramps
to Nowhere" that we learn from,
tear down, and rebuild

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Tuesday haiku

Bouncing around the
office, perky, Jill needs to
lay off the caffeine

Monday, July 11, 2016

Monday haiku

My work day may be
over, but a cold beer is
still so far away

Sunday, July 10, 2016

Weekend haiku

My favorite place
is anywhere that I can
be alone with you

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Watching everyone
leave, done with work, happy, I
almost want a job

Friday, July 8, 2016

Friday haiku

With these election 
candidates, I swear we must 
have broke a mirror

Thursday, July 7, 2016

Thursday haiku

The quiet girl could
drink just half a beer, so she
prayed for more volume

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Wednesday haiku

He never looks up
when he speaks, so it feels like
you're talking to hair

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Monday, July 4, 2016

Monday haiku

Independence Day
should be more about freedom,
less about Will Smith

Saturday, July 2, 2016

Weekend haiku

Our meeting now late,
the "p" in poetry sure
doesn't stand for prompt

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His predilection
for poop jokes meant Bill put the
"p" in poetry

Friday, July 1, 2016

Friday haiku

The cleaning lady
needs to wash her eyes, giving
me such dirty looks