Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Tuesday haiku

We're not questioning 
Trump's allegiances, just where 
he's been Putin them

Monday, March 27, 2017

Monday haiku

We are all just bags
of water, except Bill, he's  
a bag of warm beer

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Weekend haiku

You can always tell
who has a concealed weapon
when cars backfire

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Going once or twice
a year, Bill is less gym rat,
more a gym groundhog

Friday, March 24, 2017

Friday haiku

Jill makes duck faces
in her photos as egret
faces just look weird

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Thursday haiku

I keep a Zippo 
in my pocket, so I feel 
a little lighter

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Wednesday haiku

Jill makes duck faces
in every single photo
because she's a duck

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Tuesday haiku

Never easily 
impressed, Wes named his coffee 
company, "Well, Latte Da!"

Monday, March 20, 2017

Monday haiku

The photographer,
lonely and desperate, got
by with a selfie

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Weekend haiku

Fixated on his tooth,
his abcessive-compulsive
behavior's just weird

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Let it be known, I
say, if something is epic,
it's "over the fence"

Friday, March 17, 2017

Friday haiku

Due to his sore tooth,
he missed the meeting, being
absent by abcess

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Thursday haiku

If laughter's the best
medicine, penicillin
must be right up there

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Wednesday haiku

Laughter truly is
the best medicine, closely
followed by whiskey

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Tuesday haiku

Nymphomaniac
coffee company was called
"Do Me A Latte"

Monday, March 13, 2017

Monday haiku

The narcissistic
coffee company was called
"Love Me A Latte"

Saturday, March 11, 2017

Weekend haiku

Saying "I do" now
means having to say "Adieu"
to all the others
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The disappointed
skydiver exclaimed to the
growing hole, "Aw chute!"

Friday, March 10, 2017

Friday haiku

I have a meeting,
a party of one, then find
I didn't show up

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Thursday haiku

Another lunch at 
her desk, so much work, she can't 
even digest it

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Wednesday haiku

Bill loves driving cars,
but the biking trip was a
bit two wheel for him

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Tuesday haiku

Rush hour deadlock,
screaming in his car, seems right,
Paul's driving a Fit

Monday, March 6, 2017

Monday haiku

Celebrities known
for their bodies shouldn't have
a "talent" agent

Saturday, March 4, 2017

Weekend haiku

I have found tea is
for gossip, brandy for shock,
whiskey for dancing

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Celebrities known
for their bodies need to have
a talent later

Friday, March 3, 2017

Friday haiku

Asked to explain the
difference, Julie noted, "Slugs
are just homeless snails!"

Thursday, March 2, 2017

Thursday haiku

Always carrying
their homes with them, snails must be
agoraphobic

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Wednesday haiku

He was a healthy
boy, but Morse would always talk
like he had a code