Weekend haiku

I'm not one of the 
regulars here, I must be 
an irregular 

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Trump's presidency 
may be finally destroyed 
by one Stormy night

Friday haiku

The rooster knows I 
had chicken for dinner, smells 
satay on my breath

Thursday haiku

The only people 
who say, "I'm not stalking you",   
tend to be stalkers

Wednesday haiku

With all the drugs Bill 
has taken, his grave will be 
a toxic waste site

Tuesday haiku

Count Dracula found 
poo in his casket, and he 
went bat shit crazy

Monday haiku

Carmen Miranda 
was a great dancer, but a 
real fruit basket case

Weekend haiku

Every employee 
at Foot Locker waits for the 
other shoe to drop 

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Imelda Marcos 
spent her days wishing for the 
other shoe to drop

Friday haiku

Someone just explained 
the word "amnesia", but I 
don't remember who

Thursday haiku

Guns don't kill people, 
people kill people, with guns, 
most efficiently

Wednesday haiku

Some days we give it 
our all, while other days it's 
sweat pants and Cheeto's

Tuesday haiku

I'm an introvert 
and a vegetarian, 
I avoid all meet

Monday haiku

Strangely, every dog 
in the city went to the 
cat house down the street

Weekend haiku

The most underused 
emotion in our daily 
life is empathy 

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Bill's not unhealthy, 
but he does wear an I.V. 
bag full of gravy

Friday haiku

I got stoned once, but 
only because Bob Dylan 
said that I had to

Thursday haiku

Procrastination: 
A Step by Step Guide. Step One: 
Don't read this right now

Wednesday haiku

I thought all flowers 
were my friends, but soon found some 
were anemones

Tuesday haiku

In a string quartet, 
that is an awful lot of 
hands on just one string

Monday haiku

Seattle's constant 
gray skies means never having 
to say you're sunny

Wekend haiku

An early morning 
ferry crossing, shrouded in 
fog, the islands call 

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I watch the ferry 
crossing the sound, wishing I 
had bought a ticket

Friday haiku

Washington Ferries 
on the Sound, silently whisk 
me away from here

Thursday haiku

For Republicans, 
gun control is aiming the 
rifle with both hands

Wednesday haiku

She browses through the 
magazines, hoping just one 
will be about her

Tuesday haiku

The stamp on every 
single wrist of this huge crowd 
all read, "original"

Monday haiku

Letting the words blur, 
blending slowly together 
until they make sense

Weekend haiku

Bill liked to play pool,
but he kept losing billiard
balls in the deep end

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The old musician
moved back and forth in his chair,
rocker to the end