Wednesday haiku

There's many firsts in 
life you'll never forget, but 
first birthday's not one

Tuesday haiku

New co-workers start 
Monday, fresh blood, which I guess 
makes me the stale blood

Monday haiku

Grey in the muzzle, 
Bowser's bones arthritic, his 
growl merely bark dust

Weekend haiku

Giuliani is 
in trouble with Trump, as he 
keeps telling the truth 

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Most dogs refuse to 
listen to the internet, 
mishearing "podcasts"

Friday haiku

Trump lies so often, 
so smooth, even the truth feels 
like fabrication

Thursday haiku

Hannibal didn't 
like starting projects, as he 
preferred Phoenician

Wednesday haiku

Zombie Valley Girl 
finally has a lot of 
brains, like totally

Tuesday haiku

My clown poems are 
short, so I can fit lots of 
them in a small space

Monday haiku

The information 
on blindness services is 
printed in large type

Weekend haiku

"I can't believe the 
professor gave me an F", 
she said testily 

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"What do you mean you're 
all out of strawberry ice 
cream?", he asked coldly

Friday haiku

"Do you want to go 
have dinner at the Ram?", he 
asked her sheepishly

Thursday haiku

Under the bus stop 
canopy, folks huddle close, 
neighborhood stained glass

Wednesday haiku

My internal clock 
is off, I probably should 
not have swallowed it

Tuesday haiku

My internal clock 
is off, and my internal 
toothbrush is all frayed

Monday haiku

Winter's been holding 
on like a Republican 
holds on to his gun

Weekend haiku

Kendrick Lamar wins 
the Pulitzer Prize, all I 
keep thinking is, "Damn" 

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Sunlight peeks through the 
windows, wanting to know why 
you are not outside

Friday haiku

Elevator doors 
firmly closed, while someone else 
goes where I should be

Thursday haiku

I doubt I'll ever 
see anything as green as 
an uneasy frog

Wednesday haiku

George is named after 
Sesame Street elephant, 
Stephanopoulos

Tuesday haiku

Anita said I 
looked different somehow, as if 
I was deep in thought

Monday haiku

When describing a 
woman, "bad ass" is fine, but 
don't pause inbetween

Weekend haiku

The final haiku 
in this book will be epic, 
or perhaps just this 

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The baby seal likes 
to dance to loud music, but 
really hates the club

Friday haiku

The sun shines each time 
she smiles, or maybe it's the 
other way around

Thursday haiku

The best fireworks 
are always sold by the man 
missing three fingers

Wednesday haiku

He wanted to be 
her hero, but was happy 
with just being hers

Tuesday haiku

A good friend explained 
the word "terrene", and it has 
meant the world to me

Monday haiku

The toilet seat is 
one place you never want to 
think, "Mmm, warm and moist"