Christmas is the time
to say, "I love you", unless
you've been to the mall
Christmas is the time
to say, "I love you", unless
you've been to the mall
Christmas is the time
to say, "I love you" and, "Hey,
where is my present?"
Making sweet, sweet love
with a warm pastry, Bill knew
he was pie-sexual
Behind the clouds, there
is sunshine, there are blue skies,
just keep looking up
Wisdom comes with age,
but also arthritis, odd
pains, wrinkles and death
She bounces daily
on her trampoline, loving
her life's ups and downs
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She bounces daily
on her trampoline, putting
some springs in her step
She snored louder this
morning, letting him know she
wasn't quite ready