Saturday, September 19, 2026

Weekend haiku

When it came to his  

thoughts on marijuana use,  

Todd took the high road  

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When putting bridles  

on the horses, Meghan will  

do it bit by bit

Friday, September 18, 2026

Friday haiku

John was a very  

cocky pirate. He put the  

smug in smuggler

Thursday, September 17, 2026

Thursday haiku

Is the car locked? It's  

Schrodinger's lock, we'll never...  

BOOP BOOP Oh... it's locked

Wednesday, September 16, 2026

Wednesday haiku

There are times being  

older has its benefits,  

but only sometimes

Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Tuesday haiku

The jets keep flying  

over us while we're standing  

here waiting, waiting

Monday, September 14, 2026

Monday haiku

She says there's twenty  

minutes before they open.  

My watch says nineteen

Saturday, September 12, 2026

Weekend haiku

I wear rainbows on  

my shoes for those days when the  

sunshine is hiding  

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Twenty minutes to  

go when I have maybe ten  

minutes of patience