Wednesday, November 20, 2024

Wednesday haiku

Introverts lose sleep  

over interacting with  

all the extroverts

Tuesday, November 19, 2024

Tuesday haiku

Farting in bed is  

chemical warfare against  

a person you love

Monday, November 18, 2024

Monday haiku

A German dog named  

after a Scottish dish, and  

lives in Australia

Saturday, November 16, 2024

Weekend haiku

For people who love  

to drive, the road is measured  

by the smile markers  

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We visited the  

Australia Zoo; the ghost of  

Steve was everywhere

Friday, November 15, 2024

Friday haiku

All the flat-earthers  

do not end up taking the  

globe sphereiously 

Thursday, November 14, 2024

Thursday haiku

Since we are not chefs,  

we had yogurt and muesli  

for dinner. Five stars.

Wednesday, November 13, 2024

Wednesday haiku

She found a cane toad  
in the bathroom stall, so this  
ain't the Four Seasons