Friday haiku

Jill says she's making 
doughnuts from scratch, I prefer 
flour and water

Thursday haiku

When the moss sprouted 
between my toes, I was a 
Washingtonian

Wednesday haiku

She wears a brightly 
colored doughnut apron that's 
still brand new, no holes

Tuesday haiku

No lyin', we saw,   
up on Tiger Mountain Trail, 
a bear cub. Oh My!

Monday haiku

At a certain age, 
every fart's a gamble, each 
laugh fraught with danger

Weekend haiku

Both Papa John and 
Jimmy John are evil, so 
maybe it's the name 

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When the Queen found out 
Trump didn't drink, she opened 
the expensive wine

Friday haiku

You did not steal my 
heart, but found a way to make 
me give it freely

Thursday haiku

Life is less about 
the punches we throw, and more 
the hugs that we give

Wednesday haiku

Should you run away? 
If your hands are full, stay home, 
if empty, let's go!

Tuesday haiku

For someone who said 
he wasn't sleepy, George is 
buzzing like a saw

Monday haiku

May your days never 
be as redundant as the 
ice cream man's jingle

Weekend haiku

I vow to try to 
enjoy life like a young child 
enjoys ice cream bars 

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May your heart always 
dance with the same joy as when 
ice cream man drove by

Friday haiku

We've got no more time 
for subtlety. God damn it, 
wear your fucking mask!!

Thursday haiku

Vanderbilt money 
helped rebuild the castle, and 
now it's Gloria's 

Wednesday haiku

There's not much space left 
on this paper, so I'll just 
have to write smaller

Tuesday haiku

Nobody's coming 
to a meeting he has come 
to under duress

Monday haiku

The horse "Happy Go 
Lucky" wins, while "Depression" 
continues to lose

Weekend haiku

I've written nothing 
this week, which means I've written 
nothing bad either 

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The ladies play dice 
every Tuesday, knowing each 
week is a gamble

Friday haiku

The cannibal found 
fingerling potatoes were 
not great substitutes

Thursday haiku

His t-shirt reads "CASH", 
probably for Johnny, though 
maybe he's begging

Wednesday haiku

I don't mind giving 
blood, but there's always one prick 
I have to deal with

Tuesday haiku

She said my blood was 
a sign of my mood, too bad 
I'm B negative

Monday haiku

Contrails blemish my 
blue, taking travelers to 
new, far clearer, skies

Weekend haiku

With this face mask on, 
I look like Darth Vader, though 
my voice is higher 

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With this face mask on, 
I look like Darth Vader, though 
I'm missing the cape

Friday haiku

With this face mask on, 
I look like Darth Vader, and 
sound like Elmer Fudd

Thursday haiku

I had to wear a 
face mask to the dentist, he 
says my teeth look great

Wednesday haiku

If you wear a face 
mask and glasses, you might be 
due condensation