Tuesday haiku

Treat others like you  

want to be treated, unless  

you're a masochist

Monday haiku

The fat squirrel sits  

above the bird feeder. which  

seems to be misnamed

Weekend haiku

I don't worry my  

ego will get inflated,  

as long as you're here  

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At the dentist, I  

may not get to be king, but  

I still get a crown

Friday haiku

Every day is a  

gift. It's just that some are wrapped  

better than others.

Thursday haiku

With Charlie's passing,  

the solid rhythm of our  

lives becomes less sure

Wednesday haiku

Today could be a  

day that changes your life! Then  

again, maybe not.

Tuesday haiku

The clock was asked to  

take a vacation, but she  

hates taking time off

Monday haiku

The wool sweater was  

fired, as he made people  

uncomfortable

Weekend haiku

The tantrum had to  

be fired from his job. He  

wasn't the right fit  

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The odd puzzle piece  

was fired from her now job,  

she didn't fit in

Friday haiku

The croissant had to  

be fired from her new job,

she was too flaky

Thursday haiku

The doughnut was asked  

to take some time off, as he  

was always a round

Wednesday haiku

Most remixes are  

musical masturbation,  

lacking true pleasure

Tuesday haiku

She asked me, "Love or  

lust?" I hesitated, which  

gave her my answer

Monday haiku

The hummingbird bows  

it's head at the feeder, and  

prays the nectar's sweet

Weekend haiku

There's murmurs of love  

in my heart.  If it's not love,  

I need a doctor  

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Jill wears a "Do Not  

Disturb" sign on a necklace,  

but it doesn't help

Friday haiku

My heart hard, bruises  

on my fuzzy flesh, I guess  

I'm feeling peachy

Thursday haiku

Fluffy has left, note  

says he's never coming back.  

Well, I'll be doggone

Wednesday haiku

Julie explained the  

word "enigma", and I still  

don't know what it means

Tuesday haiku

Julie explained the  

word "cognizance", and I will  

say, it made me think

Monday haiku

Julie explained the  

word "modification", and  

I was changed by it

Weekend haiku

 Julie explained the  

word "bargain", and it does mean  

a great deal to me  

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Julie explained the  

word "conveyance", and I know  

I was moved by it

Friday haiku

Julie explained the  

word "plethora", and it sure  

means a lot to me

Thursday haiku

Jill said, "plethora"  

to impress folks, but it does  

not mean "fake leather"

Wednesday haiku

Bobby keeps doors closed  

he used to fling open, the  

curtains drawn as well

Tuesday haiku

The main problem with  

American pie is too  

many want my slice

Monday haiku

Tragedy at the  

cemetery, where twelve clowns  

found in one casket