Weekend haiku

Billy Joel drove his 
career far better than he 
drove his vehicles 

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Elton John found he 
had far fewer freedoms in 
Philadelphia

Friday haiku

Alice Merton, your 
home having roots is only 
good for a treehouse

Thursday haiku

Alice Merton may 
not have them, but her song has 
roots in Eighties Pop

Wednesday haiku

Sam Cooke knows he loves 
you, but he's badly failing 
all of his classes

Tuesday haiku

Bruno Mars sings like 
Sam Cooke, but then lives his life 
much less soulfully

Monday haiku

Slogan for the new 
Sam Cooke Diaper Service, "A 
Change is Gonna Come!"

Weekend haiku

Hey, Rod Stewart, I 
don't think you are sexy, well 
maybe a little 

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Rod Stewart's leaving 
his body to science to 
see why it's sexy

Friday haiku

Rod Stewart found that 
most girls wouldn't put out, but 
he heard Maggie may

Thursday haiku

Cyndi Lauper says, 
"Girls just wanna have fun, and 
a few more hit songs"

Wednesday haiku

Her hair dyes fading, 
Cyndi Lauper's true colors 
are now shining through

Tuesday haiku

Cyndi Lauper grew 
tired of singing the same 
song time after time

Monday haiku

Sam Smith's falsetto 
is less nails on a chalkboard, 
more nails in my brain

Weekend haiku

Two more co-workers 
announce they are leaving, while 
my boss cries softly 

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On this dark, storm cloud 
day, the one silver lining... 
oh wait, that's lightning

Friday haiku

I spin my web of 
poetry. hoping to catch 
small morsels of wit

Thursday haiku

It is March fourteenth, 
unofficially Pi(e) day. 
May yours be fruitful!

Wednesday haiku

Colonoscopies: 
God's reminder things can go 
in that hole as well

Tuesday haiku

Flying for seven 
days without sleeping makes one 
week for traveling

Monday haiku

Colonoscopies: 
God's reminder of your age, 
and which foods you crave

Weekend haiku

On a diet, he 
tried to fill up by reading 
the menu slowly 

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That scarecrow is great, 
and a truly outstanding 
figure in his field

Friday haiku

The golden light of 
evening always will beat the 
bronze light of morning

Thursday haiku

At the dentist, for 
a cleaning, and to make sure 
the fangs are still sharp

Wednesday haiku

The lobster only 
eats crab meat, never sharing, 
because he's shellfish

Tuesday haiku

This is a haiku 
placeholder, just filling in 
until tomorrow

Monday haiku

For Thanksgiving, she 
was left with just the turkey 
neck; she's not thankful

Weekend haiku

Carrying the weight 
of the world on her shoulders 
sure beats pushing it 

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A potluck dinner 
is botulism roulette; 
Do you feel lucky?

Friday haiku

Chickens tend to be 
skittish, but they know how to 
egg each other on