Weekend haiku

Bill Gates is single  

again, meaning billions of  

bucks isn't enough  

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Bill Gates is divorced,  

yet half of his worth is still  

more than all of us

Friday haiku

Still unable to  

travel, I'll pretend the skies

are Bermuda blue

Thursday haiku

Stuck inside, while the  

sun shines outside, I close my  

eyes and I am there

Wednesday haiku

"Do you wanna? If  

so, then come" is the lamest  

of invitations

Tuesday haiku

All of us are seeds  

in the darkness, just waiting  

for our time to bloom

Monday haiku

 Bill's vaccinated  

fully against Covid, so  

he got chicken pox

Weekend haiku

Johnson & Johnson  

should have been inventors of  

that little blue pill  

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We are all locks, we  

are all keys, spending our lives  

seeking one that fits

Friday haiku

Like a drug addict,  

I care about who gets their  

big shot before me

Thursday haiku

All of this sunshine  

makes the storms brewing inside  

me long for the light

Wednesday haiku

The sun tempts me to  

step outside and enjoy the  

day it's creating

Tuesday haiku

Jesus has risen!  

He's not as grumpy, but he's  

still a little cross

Monday haiku

Jesus has risen!  

Now, he just needs a shower,  

shave and a haircut

Weekend haiku

Jesus died for your  

sins, you can get up early  

twice a year for church  

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Anniversary  

gifts start: necklace, a broach, and  

the third time's a charm

Friday haiku

If you remake a  

David Bowie song, you can't  

make ch-ch-changes

Thursday haiku

This quarantine means  

anti-socials don't have to  

make any changes

Wednesday haiku

Each Spring, pollen is  

what happens when flowers can't  

keep it in their plants

Tuesday haiku

Bill had a penis  

that nobody would envy,  

even insects laughed

Monday haiku

It's Monday again,  

so now I'll wait four days for  

Friday to return

Weekend haiku

In this life, the one  

thing I truly regret is  

my economics  

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I work hard five days  

a week, every week, because  

I don't own Bitcoin

Friday haiku

This life is a death  

sentence; every moment, each  

breath, a small reprieve

Thursday haiku

If it wasn't for  

all these customers. I'd get  

a lot more work done

Wednesday haiku

I arrive tired.  

A flurry of energy.  

I depart tired.

Tuesday haiku

I've got so many  

crowns now, my mouth could be the  

British monarchy

Monday haiku

Not sure Bill could drive  

a truck, John said, "I challenge  

you to a dual!"

Weekend haiku

I'm reading poems  

about Summer, while Winter  

still has gray to spare  

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Blue Jay on a gray  

day, the contrast so stark, I  

wish the Jay was gray

Friday haiku

I'm so cold, I think  

I finally know what my  

wife's toes must feel like