Weekend haiku

All she wanted was  

cartoons but the tv would  

only play true crime  

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Every muscle so  

tight and tense, refusing to  

unclench and relax

Friday haiku

My doctor said I  

was going deaf but I have  

not heard from him since

Thursday haiku

What do the ghosts of  

small mountain mammals shout to  

scare you? "PIKA-BOO!"

Wednesday haiku

Why don't the zebras  

trust the cat with the big mane?  

They know he's lion

Tuesday haiku

Those mountain climbers  

are the best at what they do  

They are at their peak

Monday haiku

Roaming bagpiper  

droning, strolling, wherever  

he is, you hear him

Weekend haiku

Early morning, so  

quiet, peaceful, waiting for  

the kettle to boil  

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Waiting for the band  

to start, the only music  

on loop in my head