Haikooky- Haiku for laughter's sake

Saturday, May 23, 2026

She said that she was

under the weather, but then

really, aren't we all?

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Long ago, I used

to be young and a smartass.

I'm no longer young

I see pajamas

all over. Do these people

wear blue jeans to bed?

I had wanted to

try the all-cashew diet,

but it was just nuts

Anniversary

gifts remind your spouse that your

memory still works

The old floors creak so

much walking across them, they

must be complaining

Everyone is in

bed by ten p.m., so there

are no night owls here

While she ordered the

senior breakfast, she will not

admit that she's old

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It's easier to

get the group to agree to

plans than enjoy them