Thursday haiku

Just point on this doll  

to where this presidency  

isn't hurting you

Wednesday haiku

Skeletons don't go  

trick or treating as there's no  

body to go with

Tuesday haiku

Raindrops play the leaves  

like timpani, a rhythm  

my heart relates to

Monday haiku

Most folks like pumpkin  

pie. I don't like the taste, but  

they do look gourdgeous

Weekend haiku

Where do ghosts go on  

vacation? Anywhere's fine,  

just not the Dead Sea  

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Where do ghosts go on  

vacation? Anywhere's fine,  

they don't give a sheet

Friday haiku

Ghosts like to go to  

the Ghoulapaghost Islands  

to see the boooobies

Thursday haiku

The moon looks down as  

silent witness, not judging,  

just seeing it all