Thursday haiku

The floor of a men's  

room is proof I should never  

consider hunting

Wednesday haiku

I've reached another  

decade, hoping there's at least  

a few more to come

Tuesday haiku

 He said April was  

the perfect time to visit,  

too bad it's July

Monday haiku

Memorial Day  

is a time to give thanks to  

those folks who gave all

Weekend haiku

She said that she was  

under the weather, but then  

really, aren't we all?  

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Long ago, I used  

to be young and a smartass.  

I'm no longer young

Friday haiku

I see pajamas  

all over. Do these people  

wear blue jeans to bed?

Thursday haiku

I had wanted to  

try the all-cashew diet,  

but it was just nuts