Weekend haiku

Valentine's Day is  

definitely hardest for  

the broken hearted  

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Life is full of love  

Life is full of cruelty  

Please choose carefully

Friday haiku

When I eat yogurt,  

my body freaks out. I think  

it's called culture shock

Thursday haiku

Only a really  

bad terrorist brings a cell  

phone to a gun fight

Wednesday haiku

We fight for our right  

to bear arms. We don't fight for  

your right to bear arms

Tuesday haiku

Eric's focus on  

just money cost the co-op  

all it's character

Monday haiku

 Super Bowl Champions,  

every Seattle fan is  

now cheering as one

Weekend haiku

He had to look down  

at his notes to remember  

his own son's first name  

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Human Resources  

puts all of its emphasis  

on the second word