Friday haiku

She is way out of  

practice, feeling rusty like  

an old backyard ute

Thursday haiku

They have called their band  

Steeplechase as they know they  

have hurdles to clear

Wednesday haiku

Here's the receipt for  

one hundred twenty minutes. 

They are too ours!

Tuesday haiku

The all-powerful  

Oz is a great big fraud, just  

like our president

Monday haiku

Dark Side of the Moon  

and the Wizard of Oz don't  

match up, you're just high

Weekend haiku

Dorothy would have  

been great at baseball, always  

looking to get home  

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I'm not saying that  

Dorothy was mean, but if  

pushed, she'd melt a witch

Friday haiku

In the Wizard of  

Oz and real life, the dog is 

fine with what they have