Haikooky- Haiku for laughter's sake

Saturday, September 5, 2026

He will never be

my president, and it's not

Lake America

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Regarding the lake's

real name, I hope he gets to

the bottom of it

When sharks are done, they

do not usually say,

"The End", they say, "Fin!"

While the baker can

wear any kind of footwear,

he prefers loafers

For a computer

operating system, most

poets use Windows

On his laptop, the

former astronaut just kept

hitting the backspace

On his laptop, the

astronaut tends to focus

most on the space bar

First, Dolly passes

and now Tim Curry is gone,

my heart can't take it

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I only agree

to dropping a bomb if it

is full of flowers