Haikooky- Haiku for laughter's sake

Saturday, October 31, 2026

I get compliments

on my costume, but I am

just wearing my clothes

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Halloween is here,

or as I like to call it,

"Pimpin' for candy"

Once you're retired

and can sleep in much later,

you wake up at five

When a big-bellied

guy has a stomachache, it's

a major illness

Depending on who's

out front, it's either the door

bell or door alarm

I'm not sure I've heard

the story about the phone,

but it rings a bell

Another haiku

about nothing, but written

just to make you smile

Whether it's warm or

cold outside, in the corner,

it's ninety degrees

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The pizza crust may

not be an alcoholic,

but likes to get sauced