Tuesday haiku

Our cats are dumb, but  

we feed and clean for them, so  

what does that make us?

Monday haiku

It seems to me that  

hospital waiting rooms are  

life's purgatories

Weekend haiku

I think that she asks  

my opinion so she knows  

which way not to go  

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Why don't you ever  

see elephants in trees? They  

hide behind their trunks

Friday haiku

 This war is showing  

Trump is so damn crooked that  

he can't get it strait

Thursday haiku

I'm suing my job  

I just rolled my eyes so hard,  

I pulled a muscle

Wednesday haiku

A sunny Spring day  

is like drinking a Red Bull,  

but better tasting

Tuesday haiku

Every year, for his  

birthday, she gave him cherry  

jam. He preferred grape.