Haikooky- Haiku for laughter's sake

Wednesday, August 5, 2026

We rarely cook up

bacon, but when we do, it's

a celebration

While swimming in the

ocean, if it gets warm, it's

likely the sea weed

Documentaries:

Films with no plot and no script

but plenty of heart

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What do you call a

totally surprised turtle

or tortoise? Shell shocked

Documentaries:

Films that don't make money, but

make people smarter

The zombie ordered

his flights online and is now

headed to Bahrain

Reg said, “Books are brain 

movies”, though I believe that 

his brain’s out of film

My wife says I've got

two main faults, I don't listen

and one other thing