Haikooky- Haiku for laughter's sake

Thursday, July 30, 2026

The zombie ordered

his flights online and is now

headed to Bahrain

Reg said, “Books are brain 

movies”, though I believe that 

his brain’s out of film

My wife says I've got

two main faults, I don't listen

and one other thing

In space, no one can

hear you scream, but we think we'll

receive messages?

Why did Bob hate cows?

Because he was a lack toes

intolerant guy

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The tentacle marks

on the aquarium is

just squids being squids

She shared her headache

medication with me and

then I went away

While next door is all

high drama, over here it's

all about romance