Friday haiku

I see pajamas  

all over. Do these people  

wear blue jeans to bed?

Thursday haiku

I had wanted to  

try the all-cashew diet,  

but it was just nuts

Wednesday haiku

 Anniversary  

gifts remind your spouse that your  

memory still works

Tuesday haiku

The old floors creak so  

much walking across them, they  

must be complaining

Monday haiku

Everyone is in  

bed by ten p.m., so there  

are no night owls here

Weekend haiku

While she ordered the  

senior breakfast, she will not  

admit that she's old  

----------------------------------  

It's easier to  

get the group to agree to  

plans than enjoy them

Friday haiku

There are some days where  

you need a long nap just to  

make it to bedtime