Thursday haiku

For Tiger Wood's car,  

in the future, maybe less  

driver, more putter

Wednesday haiku

"You can't stay here as  

the captain castrates large sea  

mammals here." "Well, nuts!"

Tuesday haiku

That island is now  

exclusively lesbians  

so avert your gaze

Monday haiku

A triangle of  

light creeps into our bedroom,  

making it less square

Weekend haiku

All she wanted was  

cartoons but the tv would  

only play true crime  

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Every muscle so  

tight and tense, refusing to  

unclench and relax

Friday haiku

My doctor said I  

was going deaf but I have  

not heard from him since

Thursday haiku

What do the ghosts of  

small mountain mammals shout to  

scare you? "PIKA-BOO!"