Wednesday haiku

Someone stole every  

bulb out of all of my lamps,  

now I'm delighted

Tuesday haiku

The only skin on  

skin contact between us now  

is when she slaps me

Monday haiku

When we're kissing and  

canoodling, I swear part  

of her brain's on chores

Weekend haiku

 He is now married  

to wife number five, broke but  

still optimistic  

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I do hope when Trump's  

shit does fly, Republicans  

are his biggest fans

Friday haiku

We pulled into a  

rest stop near midnight just to  

look up at the stars

Thursday haiku

Pure as a baby  

no hatred, no malice, just  

love, pure baby love

Wednesday haiku

Why do all birds love  

nachos? It's less about the  

cheese, mostly the cheeps