Tuesday haiku

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Monday haiku

For Halloween, I  

just sat in the darkness and  

ate all the candy

Weekend haiku

I get compliments  

on my costume, but I am  

just wearing my clothes  

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Halloween is here,  

or as I like to call it,  

"Pimpin' for candy"

Friday haiku

Once you're retired  

and can sleep in much later,  

you wake up at five

Thursday haiku

When a big-bellied  

guy has a stomachache, it's  

a major illness

Wednesday haiku

Depending on who's  

out front, it's either the door  

bell or door alarm

Tuesday haiku

I'm not sure I've heard  

the story about the phone,  

but it rings a bell