Tuesday haiku

The all-powerful  

Oz is a great big fraud, just  

like our president

Monday haiku

Dark Side of the Moon  

and the Wizard of Oz don't  

match up, you're just high

Weekend haiku

Dorothy would have  

been great at baseball, always  

looking to get home  

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I'm not saying that  

Dorothy was mean, but if  

pushed, she'd melt a witch

Friday haiku

In the Wizard of  

Oz and real life, the dog is 

fine with what they have

Thursday haiku

So, the wicked witch  

couldn't take a shower, no  

wonder she was green

Wednesday haiku

While the cowardly  

lion was a real scaredy  

cat, his mane was fierce

Tuesday haiku

The tin man getting  

a heart meant that he could not  

pursue politics