Stung by multiple
bees, I carry epi-pens,
and don't go near hives
Stung by multiple
bees, I carry epi-pens,
and don't go near hives
The surgeon hummed "First
Cut is the Deepest" during
Bill's vasectomy
Based on their jingle,
Bill's nickname is "Mounds" after
his vasectomy
Not sure if he'd feel
it, post-vasectomy, Bill
felt the deferens
While most surgeries
are fair game, vasectomies
are below the belt
The heat relenting,
a breeze rustles the trees, and
I can breathe again
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A mouth opened up
near my ribs, the doctor said
there'd be side effects
The shadow of a
bird overhead means more to
a mouse than a man