Wednesday haiku

If Madness' house  

is in the middle of the  

street, that's poor zoning

Tuesday haiku

The Board of Peace Team  

has started a war. I guess  

they had misspelled "Board"

Monday haiku

I believe I am  

sinking into madness. I  

keep singing, "Our House".

Weekend haiku

She called me a dog,  

so I bit the mailman and  

peed on the carpet  

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Don't stop believin',  

hold on to that feeling, as  

Steve Perry was right

Friday haiku

A Bobby Brown song  

on repeat in my head. Is  

this what killed Whitney?

Thursday haiku

 Early morning wood  

usually only keeps  

just one of us warm

Wednesday haiku

State of the Union:  

an overdose of lies and  

misinformation