Haikooky- Haiku for laughter's sake

Friday, August 12, 2022

Stung by multiple

bees, I carry epi-pens,

and don't go near hives

The surgeon hummed "First

Cut is the Deepest" during

Bill's vasectomy

Based on their jingle,

Bill's nickname is "Mounds" after

his vasectomy

Not sure if he'd feel

it, post-vasectomy, Bill

felt the deferens

While most surgeries

are fair game, vasectomies

are below the belt

The heat relenting,

a breeze rustles the trees, and

I can breathe again

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A mouth opened up

near my ribs, the doctor said

there'd be side effects

The shadow of a

bird overhead means more to

a mouse than a man