She used vodka in
the tapioca, so the
proof's in the pudding
She used vodka in
the tapioca, so the
proof's in the pudding
It somehow feels wrong
that I'm scheduled to work
on this Labor Day
He will never be
my president, and it's not
Lake America
--------------------------------
Regarding the lake's
real name, I hope he gets to
the bottom of it
When sharks are done, they
do not usually say,
"The End", they say, "Fin!"
While the baker can
wear any kind of footwear,
he prefers loafers
For a computer
operating system, most
poets use Windows
On his laptop, the
former astronaut just kept
hitting the backspace