Haikooky- Haiku for laughter's sake

Saturday, February 7, 2026

He had to look down

at his notes to remember

his own son's first name

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Human Resources

puts all of its emphasis

on the second word

Still in shock, we can't

believe that you're gone, but you

will always be near

He drinks his drinks so

quickly, the flavor never

hits his tongue at all

She decides all her

future drinking by tasting

just a thimbleful

He thinks declaring

war and seizing countries will

get him a peace prize

There's absolutely

nothing human about what

they do in H.R.

With combined water

vapor and poor attitude,

condesensation

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If you're unhappy

in your job, then you must be

working in H.R.