Friday, August 12, 2022

Friday haiku

Stung by multiple  

bees, I carry epi-pens,  

and don't go near hives

Thursday, August 11, 2022

Thursday haiku

The surgeon hummed "First  

Cut is the Deepest" during  

Bill's vasectomy

Wednesday, August 10, 2022

Wednesday haiku

Based on their jingle,  

Bill's nickname is "Mounds" after  

his vasectomy

Tuesday, August 9, 2022

Tuesday haiku

Not sure if he'd feel  

it, post-vasectomy, Bill  

felt the deferens

Monday, August 8, 2022

Monday haiku

While most surgeries  

are fair game, vasectomies  

are below the belt

Saturday, August 6, 2022

Weekend haiku

The heat relenting,  

a breeze rustles the trees, and  

I can breathe again  

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A mouth opened up  

near my ribs, the doctor said  

there'd be side effects

Friday, August 5, 2022

Friday haiku

The shadow of a  

bird overhead means more to  

a mouse than a man