Wednesday haiku

The menu in this  

small town shows that spelling's an  

approximation

Tuesday haiku

My eye bags are so  

big, the word "Samsonite" is  

printed on both sides

Monday haiku

I don't just have eye  

bags; based on their size, I seem  

to have eye luggage

Weekend haiku

Why is the leopard  

bad at hide and seek? Because  

he's always spotted  

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The tiger wanted  

to be a referee since  

he looked good in stripes

Friday haiku

It seems like a small  

thing, but the earth's rotation  

really makes my day

Thursday haiku

Back in the caveman  

days, the kid's game "Rock, Paper  

Scissors" was just "Rock"

Wednesday haiku

Someone stole every  

bulb out of all of my lamps,  

now I'm delighted