Tuesday haiku

He thinks declaring  

war and seizing countries will  

get him a peace prize

Monday haiku

There's absolutely  

nothing human about what  

they do in H.R.

Weekend haiku

With combined water  

vapor and poor attitude,  

condesensation  

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If you're unhappy  

in your job, then you must be  

working in H.R.

Friday haiku

Why do dyslexic  

people cross the road? To get  

to the other dise

Thursday haiku

It's just a matter  

of when that Springsteen will sing,  

"Streets of Seattle"

Wednesday haiku

Why did the Southern  

Style cooks cross the road? To get  

to the other fried

Tuesday haiku

Forget all this great  

again. We should all strive to  

just be Pretti, Good