Wednesday haiku

Why are trees afraid  

to use computers? They do  

not want to log on

Tuesday haiku

Each gorgeous blossom  

only temporary, so  

enjoy it today

Monday haiku

 Blue skies outside, while  

I'm stuck in here, no sun, and  

the ceiling is gray

Weekend haiku

I'm now at an age  

where retirement can be  

counted on one hand  

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It's my annual  

physical, only a year  

and a half past due

Friday haiku

The floor of a men's  

room is proof that aiming and  

shooting are not strengths

Thursday haiku

The floor of a men's  

room is proof I should never  

consider hunting

Wednesday haiku

I've reached another  

decade, hoping there's at least  

a few more to come