Friday haiku

It's so hot today  

every room in my house has  

become a sauna

Thursday haiku

It's so hot today  

all of the lakes and oceans  

have become hot tubs

Wednesday haiku

It's so hot today  

when I stepped onto the street  

my shoes caught fire

Tuesday haiku

It's so hot today  

we must save all of the ice  

cream and chocolate

Thursday haiku

It's so hot today  

over a hundred, even  

the shade is sweating

Wednesday haiku

It's so hot today  

even Republicans now  

admit the globe's warm

Tuesday haiku

It's so hot today  

hummingbirds flying around  

are sweating nectar