Tuesday haiku

 He said April was  

the perfect time to visit,  

too bad it's July

Monday haiku

Memorial Day  

is a time to give thanks to  

those folks who gave all

Weekend haiku

She said that she was  

under the weather, but then  

really, aren't we all?  

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Long ago, I used  

to be young and a smartass.  

I'm no longer young

Friday haiku

I see pajamas  

all over. Do these people  

wear blue jeans to bed?

Thursday haiku

I had wanted to  

try the all-cashew diet,  

but it was just nuts

Wednesday haiku

 Anniversary  

gifts remind your spouse that your  

memory still works

Tuesday haiku

The old floors creak so  

much walking across them, they  

must be complaining