Wednesday haiku

She decides all her  

future drinking by tasting  

just a thimbleful 

Tuesday haiku

He thinks declaring  

war and seizing countries will  

get him a peace prize

Monday haiku

There's absolutely  

nothing human about what  

they do in H.R.

Weekend haiku

With combined water  

vapor and poor attitude,  

condesensation  

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If you're unhappy  

in your job, then you must be  

working in H.R.

Friday haiku

Why do dyslexic  

people cross the road? To get  

to the other dise

Thursday haiku

It's just a matter  

of when that Springsteen will sing,  

"Streets of Seattle"

Wednesday haiku

Why did the Southern  

Style cooks cross the road? To get  

to the other fried