Haikooky- Haiku for laughter's sake

Saturday, March 28, 2026

Dorothy would have

been great at baseball, always

looking to get home

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I'm not saying that

Dorothy was mean, but if

pushed, she'd melt a witch

In the Wizard of

Oz and real life, the dog is

fine with what they have

So, the wicked witch

couldn't take a shower, no

wonder she was green

While the cowardly

lion was a real scaredy

cat, his mane was fierce

The tin man getting

a heart meant that he could not

pursue politics

What scarecrow didn't

understand was having no

brain means no migraines

Early morning wood:

Pine is no good; it's knotty,

but not the right kind

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While migraines are so

very painful, they just prove

that I have a brain