Monday haiku

 In space, no one can  

hear you scream, but we think we'll  

receive messages?

Weekend haiku

Why did Bob hate cows?  

Because he was a lack toes  

intolerant guy  

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The tentacle marks  

on the aquarium is  

just squids being squids

Friday haiku

She shared her headache  

medication with me and  

then I went away

Thursday haiku

While next door is all  

high drama, over here it's  

all about romance

Wednesday haiku

The next-door neighbors  

high volume antics are too  

much for a Sunday

Tuesday haiku

Yes, most mornings hold  

promise, but the night before  

tends to hold cocktails

Monday haiku

Most mornings are not  

nearly as entertaining  

as the night before