Friday haiku

Once you're retired  

and can sleep in much later,  

you wake up at five

Thursday haiku

When a big-bellied  

guy has a stomachache, it's  

a major illness

Wednesday haiku

Depending on who's  

out front, it's either the door  

bell or door alarm

Tuesday haiku

I'm not sure I've heard  

the story about the phone,  

but it rings a bell

Monday haiku

Another haiku  

about nothing, but written  

just to make you smile

Weekend haiku

Whether it's warm or  

cold outside, in the corner,  

it's ninety degrees  

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The pizza crust may  

not be an alcoholic,  

but likes to get sauced

Friday haiku

Not a great lover,  

Joe tried building a Field of  

Dreams in his bedroom