Haikooky- Haiku for laughter's sake

Saturday, April 18, 2026

She had arrived much

earlier than usual

because her watch stopped

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He had written the

songs of his generation

but that time has passed

Sometimes, after a

hard week, the only cure is

a lazy Sunday

For Tiger Wood's car,

in the future, maybe less

driver, more putter

"You can't stay here as

the captain castrates large sea

mammals here." "Well, nuts!"

That island is now

exclusively lesbians

so avert your gaze

A triangle of

light creeps into our bedroom,

making it less square

All she wanted was

cartoons but the tv would

only play true crime

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Every muscle so

tight and tense, refusing to

unclench and relax