Weekend haiku

Why did Bob hate cows?  

Because he was a lack toes  

intolerant guy  

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The tentacle marks  

on the aquarium is  

just squids being squids

Friday haiku

She shared her headache  

medication with me and  

then I went away

Thursday haiku

While next door is all  

high drama, over here it's  

all about romance

Wednesday haiku

The next-door neighbors  

high volume antics are too  

much for a Sunday

Tuesday haiku

Yes, most mornings hold  

promise, but the night before  

tends to hold cocktails

Monday haiku

Most mornings are not  

nearly as entertaining  

as the night before

Weekend haiku

A mirrored closet  

brings reality too quickly  

into each morning  

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You would think I'd learn  

that too many beers creates  

a bleary morning