Thursday haiku

Only a really  

bad terrorist brings a cell  

phone to a gun fight

Wednesday haiku

We fight for our right  

to bear arms. We don't fight for  

your right to bear arms

Tuesday haiku

Eric's focus on  

just money cost the co-op  

all it's character

Monday haiku

 Super Bowl Champions,  

every Seattle fan is  

now cheering as one

Weekend haiku

He had to look down  

at his notes to remember  

his own son's first name  

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Human Resources  

puts all of its emphasis  

on the second word  

Friday haiku

Still in shock, we can't  

believe that you're gone, but you  

will always be near

Thursday haiku

He drinks his drinks so  

quickly, the flavor never  

hits his tongue at all