Haikooky- Haiku for laughter's sake

Friday, October 16, 2026

I write poems while

the cat gets a blood draw. We're

both letting it out

The cat knows a car

ride means a vet visit, so

she meows loudly

The menu in this

small town shows that spelling's an

approximation

My eye bags are so

big, the word "Samsonite" is

printed on both sides

I don't just have eye

bags; based on their size, I seem

to have eye luggage

Why is the leopard

bad at hide and seek? Because

he's always spotted

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The tiger wanted

to be a referee since

he looked good in stripes

It seems like a small

thing, but the earth's rotation

really makes my day