Weekend haiku

Why is the leopard  

bad at hide and seek? Because  

he's always spotted  

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The tiger wanted  

to be a referee since  

he looked good in stripes

Friday haiku

It seems like a small  

thing, but the earth's rotation  

really makes my day

Thursday haiku

Back in the caveman  

days, the kid's game "Rock, Paper  

Scissors" was just "Rock"

Wednesday haiku

Someone stole every  

bulb out of all of my lamps,  

now I'm delighted

Tuesday haiku

The only skin on  

skin contact between us now  

is when she slaps me

Monday haiku

When we're kissing and  

canoodling, I swear part  

of her brain's on chores

Weekend haiku

 He is now married  

to wife number five, broke but  

still optimistic  

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I do hope when Trump's  

shit does fly, Republicans  

are his biggest fans