Monday, October 5, 2026

Monday haiku

When we're kissing and  

canoodling, I swear part  

of her brain's on chores

Saturday, October 3, 2026

Weekend haiku

 He is now married  

to wife number five, broke but  

still optimistic  

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I do hope when Trump's  

shit does fly, Republicans  

are his biggest fans

Friday, October 2, 2026

Friday haiku

We pulled into a  

rest stop near midnight just to  

look up at the stars

Thursday, October 1, 2026

Thursday haiku

Pure as a baby  

no hatred, no malice, just  

love, pure baby love

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

Wednesday haiku

Why do all birds love  

nachos? It's less about the  

cheese, mostly the cheeps

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Tuesday haiku

Why did the killer  

whale play the drums? Because lead  

guitar was taken

Monday, September 28, 2026

Monday haiku

Jeff is just like the  

beer he holds, full-bodied but  

the head's just bubbles