Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Tuesday haiku

She used vodka in  

the tapioca, so the  

proof's in the pudding

Monday, September 7, 2026

Monday haiku

It somehow feels wrong  

that I'm scheduled to work  

on this Labor Day

Saturday, September 5, 2026

Weekend haiku

He will never be  

my president, and it's not  

Lake America  

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Regarding the lake's  

real name, I hope he gets to  

the bottom of it

Friday, September 4, 2026

Friday haiku

When sharks are done, they  

do not usually say,  

"The End", they say, "Fin!"

Thursday, September 3, 2026

Thursday haiku

While the baker can  

wear any kind of footwear,  

he prefers loafers

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

Wednesday haiku

 For a computer  

operating system, most  

poets use Windows

Tuesday, September 1, 2026

Tuesday haiku

On his laptop, the  

former astronaut just kept  

hitting the backspace