Weekend haiku

I had marathon  

tourist days in Athens, which  

feels appropriate  

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At the Flat Earther's  

Picnic, folks had a ball but  

wouldn't admit it

Friday haiku

If Outlook is down  

too much longer, we may have  

to mail out letters

Thursday haiku

Just point on this doll  

to where this presidency  

isn't hurting you

Wednesday haiku

Skeletons don't go  

trick or treating as there's no  

body to go with

Tuesday haiku

Raindrops play the leaves  

like timpani, a rhythm  

my heart relates to

Monday haiku

Most folks like pumpkin  

pie. I don't like the taste, but  

they do look gourdgeous

Weekend haiku

Where do ghosts go on  

vacation? Anywhere's fine,  

just not the Dead Sea  

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Where do ghosts go on  

vacation? Anywhere's fine,  

they don't give a sheet