Sunday, July 6, 2025

Weekend haiku

Unemployed on the 

Fourth of July is really  

just one more day off  

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Father's Day: A chance  

to thank him for all that he's  

done with a bad tie

Friday, July 4, 2025

Friday haiku

The Fourth of July:  

If you talk about Trump, there  

will be fireworks

Thursday, July 3, 2025

Thursday haiku

I read that Keanu  

Reeves whizzed here. That's one degree  

of sepeeration

Wednesday, July 2, 2025

Wednesday haiku

Jill hopes to be one  

hundred someday, though she's been  

twenty-nine six years

Tuesday, July 1, 2025

Tuesday haiku

Billy folded his  

dollar bill in half twice as  

he wanted quarters

Monday, June 30, 2025

Monday haiku

Every time I mop,  

I realize how bad I  

am at coloring

Friday, June 27, 2025

Friday haiku

Just because you've had  

a Whopper or two doesn't  

make you Burger King