Thursday haiku

How is it my friends  

keep getting older, while I  

haven't aged a day?

Wednesday haiku

 

Who is Marty Grass,  

and why do they celebrate  

him in New Orleans?

Tuesday haiku

There was a Super  

Bowl ad promoting Jesus.  

Holy commercial!

Monday haiku

I'm just saying Bill's  

had more big encounters with  

the Police than Sting

Weekend haiku

The rain creates a  

million windshield diamonds, while  

my pocket's empty  

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She sings about the  

rumors so truthfully, you  

can tell they are lies

Friday haiku

When the frog flashes  

you a peace sign, you should stop  

smoking lily pads

Thursday haiku

I have never seen  

Bigfoot, but I smelled him once  

and that's close enough

Wednesday haiku

At this moment, you  

are the youngest that you will  

ever be again

Tuesday haiku

Some watch the Super  

Bowl for the commercials, while  

I watch for halftime

Monday haiku

Watching the Super  

Bowl alone, no one can hear  

me yell at the refs

Weekend haiku

She asks me if she  

looks tired. There's no way I'm  

falling for that one  

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The restaurant is  

packed. I'm eating by myself.  

I pretend I'm not.

Friday haiku

In a restaurant  

by myself, which means I can  

order the dessert

Thursday haiku

In a restaurant  

by myself, which means there is  

no one to judge me

Wednesday haiku

 I wrote her five love  

poems!  Unfortunately,  

they were limericks.

Tuesday haiku

Sometimes a life comes  

into yours to remind you  

to keep on living

Monday haiku

When you wear your heart  

on your sleeve, somebody is  

going to steal it

Weekend haiku

Knowing when to let  

go sometimes means holding on  

tight, screaming, "Not yet!"  

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Pot smokers believe  

the Super Bowl shouldn't have  

artificial grass

Friday haiku

If I'm lucky, the  

words will stop flowing a week  

after I am gone

Thursday haiku

I've now been inside  

Bezos' Balls. They're quite large,  

lush and very warm

Wednesday haiku

How good the weather  

can all depend some days on  

which window I look

Tuesday haiku

Coworkers downsized,  

while I'm still here, the same size,  

though I feel smaller

Monday haiku

Microsoft Teams is  

down, so we'll communicate  

by phone, like cavemen

Weekend haiku

Instead of getting  

guardian angels, I need  

coordination  

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Getting older may  

not be all great, but it beats  

the alternative

Friday haiku

 The lights flickering,  

reminding me I'm just one  

stiff breeze from darkness

Thursday haiku

 This song reminds me  

you're no longer here, you've left  

us.  I love this song!