Thursday haiku

They named their baby  

"Lincoln". Let's hope he doesn't  

like the theater

Wednesday haiku

Conditioners: For  

those times when your hair needs to  

get back into shape

Tuesday haiku

I vowed I'd always  

be close by, until now.  Damn  

restraining order!

Monday haiku

She seems to have left  

the lights on for someone, too  

bad it wasn't me

Weekend haiku

I love a stranger  

for the possibilities,  

and they don't know me  

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Gretel stayed out of  

the oven because her hair  

doesn't like the heat

Friday haiku

It's Friday in Dawn's  

mind, yet it's only Monday.  

Who's gonna tell her?

Thursday haiku

The poem doesn't  

end, it continues to float  

on a sea of white

Wednesday haiku

Another haiku  

about rain, each syllable  

now drenching this page

Tuesday haiku

Today's another  

gray day, the rain falling hard,  

the sun, the warmth, gone

Monday haiku

At the base of the  

mountain, a small stone wishes  

it could return home

Weekend haiku

The old preacher liked  

going to court, as he knew  

how to testify  

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The pilot only  

orders the vanilla shakes  

since he likes the plain

Friday haiku

The detective was  

at the church, asking folks, "Can  

I get a witness?"

Thursday haiku

The drunk at the zoo  

is upset as there's no booze  

yet so many bars

Wednesday haiku

Walking through the zoo,  

this isn't what he'd meant by  

"check out the wildlife"

Tuesday haiku

Al ate apples with  

Anthony Anderson  and  

Arthur Ashe again

Monday haiku

I didn't think Jill  

was a witch until I met  

her flying monkeys

Weekend haiku

Televangelists  

love using coupons, as they  

get to save something  

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When my demons get  

out, it can be difficult  

to get them back in

Friday haiku

Life is a river,  

and I've lost my paddle and  

my boat is leaking

Thursday haiku

The ghost school has a  

reputation for having  

spirited children

Wednesday haiku

Easily, the best  

part of mankind's existence  

has to be women

Tuesday haiku

J.K. Rowling will  

not come here, because it's a  

Trans-Atlantic flight

Monday haiku

J.K. Rowling is  

quickly becoming the one  

who shall not be named

Weekend haiku

Small hawk circling  

over Panda Express, not  

finding any food  

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Putin's as good as  

his word which, based on his past,  

isn't very good

Friday haiku

D.J.'s fall in love  

as they know just how to fill  

each other's time slots 

Thursday haiku

She fell in love with  

a D.J., as he knew how  

to use his twelve inch

Wednesday haiku

She fell in love with  

a D.J., as he focused  

on her Top 40

Tuesday haiku

A gaggle gathered  

to giggle and gaze agog  

at Gary Glitter