Thursday haiku

 Don't celebrate yet!  

2020 still has time  

to make this year worse

Wednesday haiku

In the World Series  

of Love, there's no foul balls. Well,  

maybe a couple

Tuesday haiku

James versus Shena  

in the World Series of Love.   

She's using my bat!

Monday haiku

  James versus Shena  

in the World Series of Love.  

We'll need more innings!

Weekend haiku

 James versus Shena  

in the World Series of Love.  

So far, no strikeouts!  

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James versus Shena  

in the World Series of Love.  

It's tied, three apiece.

Friday haiku

 Bonnie's holiday  

party was so lame, just the  

Christmas tree got lit

Thursday haiku

 For Bill, the line "Don  

we now our gay apparel"  

is a daily thing

Wednesday haiku

 Santa's out on bail,  

he was caught cruising, looking  

for some ho-ho-ho's

Tuesday haiku

 The lightning is all  

around us, but the thunder  

is just in our hearts

Monday haiku

 The thirty watt bulb  

has been working so long, he's  

starting to burn out

Weekend haiku

 Arguing over  

the meaning of the word "dressed",  

Jill screams, "This means wore!"  

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Asked how long he would  

paraglide, Taran replied,  

"I'll soar 'til I'm sore!"

Friday haiku

 Each January,  

there's a moment of hope, then  

resolutions fail

Thursday haiku

 In Florida, it's  

raining iguanas. Is that  

worse than cats and dogs?

Wednesday haiku

 Cole was under some  

serious pressure last term,  

now he's a diamond

Tuesday haiku

 When you know how to  

code, you can ask for the world,  

or you can take it

Monday haiku

 Her sunshine sometimes  

slips behind clouds, and that is  

when she looks for mine

Weekend haiku

 Julie's eyes are the  

blue of a January  

sky, and twice as cold  

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Her affection is  

still there, but colder, like the  

January sun

Friday haiku

 If we cover the  

ocean in plastic, it will  

be like Grandma's couch

Thursday haiku

 Driving in the snow  

is like telling the truth, I  

only trust myself

Wednesday haiku

 When she said, "P.M.  

snow", I heard "and", not "M", so  

I didn't go out

Tuesday haiku

We forced the Indians  

off their land, now they survive  

off of our vices 

Monday haiku

 While he's a captain  

at work, in bed she prefers  

him as a private

Weekend haiku

 In the fridge, Julie  

keeps a large cucumber for  

special occasions  

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While he's a captain  

at work, in bed, he is her  

first orificer

Friday haiku

 It's always during  

the rainstorm I remember  

to clean the gutters

Thursday haiku

 Julie earned all her  

money the old-fashioned way,  

she divorced rich men

Wednesday haiku

 Julie earned all her  

cash the old-fashioned way, she  

married into it

Tuesday haiku

 Jill's friends joke she ends  

relationships so she can  

eat pity ice cream