Thursday haiku

Locked inside the car,  

the air getting more stagnant,  

I feel like a dog

Wednesday haiku

He reads poetry  

while she drives down the highway,  

each page holds a curve

Tuesday haiku

Summer's finally  

here: blue sky, high temps, it may  

last a week or two

Monday haiku

We saw Sting perform  

in Vegas.  There were no crimes,  

no Police in sight

Weekend haiku

I did not gamble  

in Vegas, except for a  

couple food choices  

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Summer's finally  

here, almost July, Winter  

will be coming soon

Friday haiku

Las Vegas is for  

gamblers, drinkers and liars,  

just like in D.C.

Thursday haiku

During her doctor  

visit, I wait in the car,  

watching for movement

Wednesday haiku

Let me tell you all  

about my trip to Vegas!  

Oh wait...that damn rule!

Tuesday haiku

They serve food, drinks at  

the chapel, so folks can eat,  

drink and get married

Monday haiku

 Juneteenth is the one  

holiday we know the least;  

oh wait, Arbor Day

Weekend haiku

The last hour of  

a Friday work shift always  

ticks off the slowest  

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The extroverts chat,  

new friends sharing secrets, while  

I keep mine locked tight

Friday haiku

Dictionary words  

are alphabetical, so  

you can define them

Thursday haiku

Quasimodo may  

not have been psychic, but he  

always had a hunch

Wednesday haiku

She got Covid for  

her birthday, which sucks, but is  

still better than socks

Tuesday haiku

Her Covid birthday,  

we decided against her  

blowing out candles

Monday haiku

She got Covid for  

her birthday; truly the gift  

that keeps on giving

Weekend haiku

The cruise is almost  

over; back to land, back to  

work, back to our lives  

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She got Covid for  

her birthday; less a gift, more  

an experience

Friday haiku

She can light up rooms  

with her smile, as long as she  

also has matches

Thursday haiku

This vacation was  

supposed to be relaxing,  

so why am I stressed?

Wednesday haiku

It only took me  

three days to anger her, a  

brand new record

Tuesday haiku

First morning in a  

new city. I'm glad I'm here,  

and wish I was home.

Monday haiku

Almost two hours  

to get over the border.  

Canada's that good!

Weekend haiku

Skittles says, "Taste the  

Rainbow," which means Randy must  

be very happy  

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On vacation, an  

alarm clock should be banned by  

law, or at least shunned

Friday haiku

My poetry is  

moving at the speed of life,  

or maybe faster

Thursday haiku

When my eyes are hot,  

I'm either sick, or I'm too  

close to the fire

Wednesday haiku

He writes to remove  

the thorns from his heart, but the  

wounds may never heal