Monday, February 28, 2022

Monday haiku

Putin started a  

war in Ukraine.  He puts the  

dic in dictator

Saturday, February 26, 2022

Weekend haiku

Hamilton isn't  

much of a drinker, as he's  

only got one shot  

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Watch out for Aaron  

Burr, as he's got a duel  

personality

Friday, February 25, 2022

Friday haiku

It's getting colder  

though the sun is up. Oh, your  

mother must be here

Thursday, February 24, 2022

Thursday haiku

The Queen of Spades went  

to the clubs seeking diamonds,  

while breaking some hearts

Wednesday, February 23, 2022

Wednesday haiku

Bobcat hunts ducks on  

golf course, gets the birdie, but  

wanted an eagle

Tuesday, February 22, 2022

Tuesday haiku

The main reason I  

give blood, I must admit, is  

just for the cookies

Monday, February 21, 2022

Monday haiku

It's President's Day:  

To celebrate, go out and  

spend a few dead ones

Sunday, February 20, 2022

Weekend haiku

My dentist visits  

make sure the nightmares about  

crumbling teeth aren't true  

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Sometimes, a day off  

means sleeping in, reading a  

book, just unplugging

Friday, February 18, 2022

Friday haiku

If you believe a  

lie long enough, it slowly  

will become your truth

Thursday, February 17, 2022

Thursday haiku

If physical and  

mental scars are beautiful,  

I must be stunning

Wednesday, February 16, 2022

Wednesday haiku

Kissing a frog gets  

you a prince, while licking one,  

you can watch prints move

Tuesday, February 15, 2022

Tuesday haiku

Some say kissing a  

frog could yield a prince, but what  

would licking get you?

Monday, February 14, 2022

Monday haiku

The older we get,  

the most common words we use  

are now "What?" and "Huh?"

Saturday, February 12, 2022

Weekend haiku

Calvin Broadus is  

at the big game, so we'll call  

it the Snooper Bowl  

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Calvin Broadus was  

picked up by a loader, called  

the Snooper Scooper 


Friday, February 11, 2022

Friday haiku

Opportunity  

only knocks twice, and Bill has  

missed the first seven

Thursday, February 10, 2022

Thursday haiku

If laziness were  

an Olympic sport, Bill could  

win gold, but wouldn't

Wednesday, February 9, 2022

Wednesday haiku

If these children are  

the future, I only give  

us twenty years, tops.

Tuesday, February 8, 2022

Tuesday haiku

This migraine's so bad,  

if she wants sex, I'll say yes,  

but enjoy it less

Monday, February 7, 2022

Monday haiku

She's into mushrooms,  

all varieties, plus some  

make her feel real good

Sunday, February 6, 2022

Weekend haiku

The forecast around  

Susan is stormy, as she  

always brings the rain  

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Shooting 45's  

with his 45, skeet-style,  

all her songs destroyed

Friday, February 4, 2022

Friday haiku

When consequences  

are accepted for actions  

made, we'll all grow up

Thursday, February 3, 2022

Thursday haiku

Some folk's favorite  

part of winter is Hallmark  

holiday movies

Wednesday, February 2, 2022

Wednesday haiku

I used to write at  

a fever pitch, but now I  

seemed to have cooled down

Tuesday, February 1, 2022

Tuesday haiku

Every day I write  

in seventeen syllables  

for just a few folks