Monday, January 31, 2022

Monday haiku

The rain is over,  

but the river's still rising,  

looking for it's chance

Saturday, January 29, 2022

Weekend haiku

Putting on a new  

turtleneck is like being  

born a second time  

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With this wind, we must  

be in Georgia, because out  

there, it's Augusta

Friday, January 28, 2022

Friday haiku

If you acknowledge  

the light, then you must also  

accept the darkness

Thursday, January 27, 2022

Thursday haiku

After my haircut,  

there's now more hair on the floor

than left on my head

Wednesday, January 26, 2022

Wednesday haiku

I'm getting my hair  

cut today because I can't  

afford a facelift

Tuesday, January 25, 2022

Tuesday haiku

The Elvis Presley  

Candle: You will find that it  

smells like burnin' love

Monday, January 24, 2022

Monday haiku

The optometrist's  

thoughts on my vision future  

were kind of fuzzy

Saturday, January 22, 2022

Weekend haiku

When a T-Rex asks  

you to come closer for a  

hug, don't believe it  

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The optometrist's  

jokes about my eyes couldn't  

have been cornea

Friday, January 21, 2022

Friday haiku

 

She gives me kisses,  

says she loves me, but her eyes  

tell me something else

Thursday, January 20, 2022

Thursday haiku

I believe in your  

rights, will fight for them, until  

they infringe on mine

Wednesday, January 19, 2022

Wednesday haiku

After being caught  

in two rainstorms, I'm ready  

for a big sunstorm

Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Tuesday haiku

The poet and the  

farmer both disagree on  

what's a meadow for

Monday, January 17, 2022

Monday haiku

Today is Martin  

Luther King Day- Celebrate  

like we are all one

Saturday, January 15, 2022

Weekend haiku

The poet prefers  

his daughter wear skirts more ode  

length, and less haiku  

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The poet prefers  

when his daughter joins the band,  

she plays the cymbals 

Friday, January 14, 2022

Friday haiku

Reading a good book  

all about helium, I  

couldn't put it down

Thursday, January 13, 2022

Thursday haiku

Reading a book on  

the history of vacuums,  

I got sucked right in

Wednesday, January 12, 2022

Wednesday haiku

She went inside to  

get pizza, while I'm outside  

wanting to get sauced

Tuesday, January 11, 2022

Tuesday haiku

The wide receiver  

who can secure a Seahawks  

win? Tyler Lock-it

Monday, January 10, 2022

Monday haiku

The Seahawks player  

used to confuse the other  

team? Decoy Metcalf

Saturday, January 8, 2022

Weekend haiku

Antonio Brown  

will provide all the drama  

your team can't handle  

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Sidney Poitier  

showed us humanity, no  

matter the color

Friday, January 7, 2022

Friday haiku

Using a word like  

triskaidekaphobia  

in haiku is hard 

Thursday, January 6, 2022

Thursday haiku

Impatience can lead  

to injury, which leads to  

higher insurance

Wednesday, January 5, 2022

Wednesday haiku

Impatience can lead  

to injury, which can lead  

to more impatience

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Tuesday haiku

Around here, there's so  

many Dollar Tree stores, they're  

a dime a dozen

Monday, January 3, 2022

Monday haiku

Bill's coronary  
shocked us all, as we believed  
him to be heartless

Saturday, January 1, 2022

Weekend haiku

Bono was wrong. All  

is not quiet on New Year's  

Day. It's quite noisy  

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New Year's hangover  

means your resolution is  

already broken