Friday's Haiku

Since I will be away from a computer all week, I'm posting Monday Thru Friday's posts today.

Whining is only
allowed around these parts if
it's a good Merlot

Thursday's Haiku

Since I will be away from a computer all week, I'm posting Monday Thru Friday's posts today.

If Jeremiah
was a bullfrog. the wine he
drank was Char-toad-nay

Wednesday's Haiku

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Spring has arrived so
why won't someone get up and
show Winter the door?

Tuesday's Haiku

Since I will be away from a computer all week, I'm posting Monday Thru Friday's posts today.

Broken glass, a dead
puppy or mumps are not good
baby shower gifts

Monday's Haiku

Since I will be away from a computer all week, I'm posting Monday Thru Friday's posts today.

He howled at the moon,
not because it's full, but since
he is a poodle

Weekend Haiku's

Based on a news headline:

Man without anus
saw silver lining: better
back there than up front

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Man without anus
found out that his lack of ass
is what made him whole

Friday's Haiku

Doctor Jeckyl was
bad at almost all the games,
except Hyde and seek

Thursday's Haiku

Working out to John
Coltrane is just not one of
my favorite things

Wednesday's Haiku

In my twenties, I
was a river, then a stream,
and now I just creek

Tuesday's Haiku

He loved seeing the
full moon, 'til he realized
it was just a phase.

Monday's Haiku

We gave the dog a
halogen bulb so he would
have his own spot light

Weekend Haiku's

Bachelor weekends
mean no housework or yardwork
and plenty of beer

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Bachelor pads are
dark, dingy and not painted
with a broad palette

Friday's Haiku

Kiss me, I'm Irish
gets much better results than
kiss me, I'm Flemish

Thursday's Haiku

To be truthful, kiss

Me, two percent of my gall

bladder is Irish

Wednesday's Haiku

She won't even say
"Hi."  Maybe it's because I
slept with her sister

Tuesday's Haiku

My happiness in
the sunshine is really a
matter of degrees

Monday's Haiku

He fixed the bottom
of the sports shoe, as it was
the cleats he could do

Weekend Haiku's

When she said, :No sex
'til marriage," I didn't know
that she meant me too

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When she said, :No sex
'til marriage," I took matters
into my own hands

Friday's Haiku

I must hurry and
tell you before they capture
me.  Their secret is.....

Thursday's Haiku

I vowed never to
see him again, and he made
me break that promise

Wednesday's Haiku

With a book and a
cat on my lap, I waste the
day.  I blame the cat.

Tuesday's Haiku

Seeing him again
reminded us why we did
not want to see him

Monday's Haiku

Seeing him again
brought a flood of memories;
none of them were good

Weekend Haiku's

Sunshine, rain, snow, ice
are all part of a normal
day in Seattle

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I'd complain much more
if I could somehow just get
someone to listen

Friday's Haiku

You can probably guess who inspired this one:


We say he's crazy,
but we wish we could afford
what he's been smoking

Thursday's Haiku

His notecards missing,
the speaker stayed silent, as
he was left speechless

Wednesday's Haiku

Decapitated
dummies are slackers as they'll
never get a head

Tuesday's Haiku

The smell of success
is truly experienced
by just the lead dog