He'd seen so many
eagles, that by noon, it was
just another bird
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Wednesday's Haiku
The fire department's
so small, it only puts out
heartburns and rugburns
so small, it only puts out
heartburns and rugburns
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Tuesday's Haiku
Went for some coffee.
Didn't want to wake you, so
we'll be back at noon
Didn't want to wake you, so
we'll be back at noon
Monday, June 27, 2011
Monday's Haiku
They ate the whole pig,
everything but the squeal, which
they kept for later
everything but the squeal, which
they kept for later
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Weekend Haiku's
His yard measures four
feet by four, just bigger than
his riding mower
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If I loved the smell
of cut grass any more, I'd
likely be a goat
feet by four, just bigger than
his riding mower
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If I loved the smell
of cut grass any more, I'd
likely be a goat
Friday, June 24, 2011
Friday's Haiku
"Wreck of the Edmund
Fitzgerald" is a bad choice
for a lap dance song
Fitzgerald" is a bad choice
for a lap dance song
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Thursday's Haiku
She couldn't replace
her father with other men
so she married him
her father with other men
so she married him
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Wednesday's Haiku
Leper colonies
are not places to say, "Slip
me some skin, brother!"
are not places to say, "Slip
me some skin, brother!"
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Tuesday's Haiku
Reality stars
are not really stars, and that's
not reality
are not really stars, and that's
not reality
Monday, June 20, 2011
Monday's Haiku
The doctor said I'd
need glasses for reading, so
I sold all my books
need glasses for reading, so
I sold all my books
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Weekend Haiku's
Us Seattle-ites
are confused by the crayon
color called sky blue
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It's bad to hear at
the leper colony, "He's
got your husband's nose."
are confused by the crayon
color called sky blue
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It's bad to hear at
the leper colony, "He's
got your husband's nose."
Friday, June 17, 2011
Friday's Haiku
I'm not being a
prude, but a true threeway should
not involve your pet
prude, but a true threeway should
not involve your pet
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Thursday's Haiku
She calls herself the
crazy cat girl, but she doesn't
have that many cats
crazy cat girl, but she doesn't
have that many cats
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Wednesday's Haiku
Anniversaries
are a reminder of the
choices you have made
are a reminder of the
choices you have made
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Tuesday's Haiku
Under the stairs, I
can write with footstep rhythm's
accompaniment
can write with footstep rhythm's
accompaniment
Monday, June 13, 2011
Monday's Haiku
Seeing Paula's smile
reminded me just how much
I miss causing it
reminded me just how much
I miss causing it
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Weekend Haiku's
Their lunch in the sun
over, they made it a long
afternoon meeting
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The gal who lived in
a large grocery bag was
real good in the sack
over, they made it a long
afternoon meeting
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The gal who lived in
a large grocery bag was
real good in the sack
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Friday's Haiku
Strangely, she had cat
hair on her clothes, chair and bed,
yet she had no pets
hair on her clothes, chair and bed,
yet she had no pets
Thursday's Haiku
Cat hair on your clothes
shows you're loved a lot, and the
dog's not shedding yet
shows you're loved a lot, and the
dog's not shedding yet
Wednesday's Haiku
He wears sunglasses
at night, not to be hip, but
because he is blind
at night, not to be hip, but
because he is blind
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Tuesday's Haiku
Like an old record
player with a lost needle,
I can't find my groove
player with a lost needle,
I can't find my groove
Monday, June 6, 2011
Monday's Haiku
It may be a man
made creek and small pond out back,
but the ducks don't care
made creek and small pond out back,
but the ducks don't care
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Weekend Haiku's
If lunch doesn't sit
well, maybe your stomach needs
better furniture
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If lunch doesn't sit
well, it likely won't stay, shake
or play dead either
well, maybe your stomach needs
better furniture
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If lunch doesn't sit
well, it likely won't stay, shake
or play dead either
Friday's Haiku
For a gal who hates
to give hugs, when needed, she
gives really good ones
to give hugs, when needed, she
gives really good ones
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Thursday's Haiku
If I die today,
I shouldn't have stayed in bed
all day yesterday
I shouldn't have stayed in bed
all day yesterday
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Wednesday's Haiku
If they always wear
sunglasses, don't ask for their
help in the darkness
sunglasses, don't ask for their
help in the darkness
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