Monday's Haiku

They say this house must
be haunted, but the only
demons here are mine

Weekend Haiku's

Nothing makes you move
faster than fear, angry bees,
or a full bladder 

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Newly promoted,
co-worker interactions
are different now

Friday's Haiku

She brags about her
daughter's photography so
much, I film over

Thursday's Haiku

Headless mannequins
are terrible models for
top hats and glasses

Wednesday's Haiku

She planted plastic
arms in her garden because
she wanted palm trees

Tuesday's Haiku

She planted plastic
arms in her garden because
the heads didn't grow

Monday's Haiku

She planted plastic
arms in her garden just to
freak out her neighbors

Weekend Haiku's

She planted plastic
arms in her garden to get
a mannequin tree 

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She planted plastic
arms in her garden because
legs would be too weird

Friday's Haiku

Meetings on Friday
afternoon with your boss are
always unnerving

Thursday's Haiku

In Seattle, there's
never a chance we'd get a
sunshine overdose

Wednesday's Haiku

You say you only
lie to those that you can't stand,
but you like me, right?

Tuesday's Haiku

The staff is starting
to all look they're Nineteen
Seventies roadies

Monday's Haiku

His eyes were so close
together, they really made
his nose feel crowded

Weekend Haiku's

An acquaintance is
someone you've met, a friend is
somebody you know 

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Your true home is not
where you live, but the place you
want to be buried

Friday's Haiku

It's going to be a week where getting time on my computer will be tough, so I'm posting Tuesday thru Friday's postings today.


You would think after
all these years, someone would know
Victoria's secret

Thursday's Haiku

It's going to be a week where getting time on my computer will be tough, so I'm posting Tuesday thru Friday's postings today.


Barbecue, a fresh
peach and ice cream are good foods
for fingerlicking

Wednesday's Haiku

It's going to be a week where getting time on my computer will be tough, so I'm posting Tuesday thru Friday's postings today.


Of all the people
you must lie to each day, know
I'm not one of them

Tuesday's Haiku

It's going to be a week where getting time on my computer will be tough, so I'm posting Tuesday thru Friday's postings today.

How can just one weed
in her well-tended garden
get her so riled up?

Monday's Haiku

The last haiku in
this book should be amazing,
instead, it's this one

Weekend Haiku's

Like Danny Glover
in Lethal Weapon, I'm just
too old for this shit 

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I'm so tired, the
bags under my eyes were charged
as my checked luggage

Friday's Haiku

With musicians, when
you say, "up by nine," you must
clarify, "a.m."

Thursday's Haiku

Concert until two,
home by three, and work by eight,
but so worth the pain

Wednesday's Haiku

A sunburned ankle
means you weren't wearing socks, and
your pants are too short

Tuesday's Haiku

His smile was more a
requirement than something
his lips had wanted

Monday's Haiku

Commandment be damned,
I'd covet my neighbor's wife
if I wasn't gay

Weekend Haiku's

As a writer, she
was quirky, always having
a novel idea 

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Her colorful dress
couldn't cover up her bland
personality