Wednesday's Haiku

The blind man was still
able to both A and B,
but no longer C

Tuesday's Haiku

Sometimes I think these
words are all I have left, so
then I stop writing

Monday's Haiku

The thrill of a big
adventure changes both scope
and cost as you age

Weekend Haiku's

Both the turkey and
I got stuffed, but I got to
keep all my innards 

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Both the turkey and
I got stuffed, but I didn't
need a helping hand

Friday's Haiku

Thanksgiving is the
indian word for the phrase,
"I ate too damn much!" 

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It's not tryptophan
that makes you sleepy, it's the
third and fourth helpings

Thursday's Haiku

Everyone should be
giving thanks this special day,
except the turkey

Wednesday's Haiku

As I fall, the light
shrinks from sun to moon to star,
until I can't see

Tuesday's Haiku

The deeper in I
sink, the harder to get out,
the light a small dot

Monday's Haiku

Losing a friendship
means that one more connection
left port and set sail

Weekend Haiku's

The only reason
to wait a year for sex is
if she's seventeen 

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Four o' clock dead zone:
Too late for coffee, but too
soon for tequila

Friday's Haiku

This summer, I'll fall
on the bed springs, hoping she
might let me winter

Thursday's Haiku

I looked for the creek
or the river in my couch,
finding just a spring

Wednesday's Haiku

An umbrella is
just a small, temporary
roof with a handle

Tuesday's Haiku

The one piece of used
furniture I'd never buy
is a strip club couch

Monday's Haiku

Outdoor furniture
should not be used in the house,
unless you have kids

Weekend Haiku's

I would have to guess
that if snakes could speak, it would
be with a strong lisp 

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Water lily blooms
are deep thinkers, always in
constant reflection

Friday's Haiku

Beer, pot and sex are
proof that God loves us and wants
us to be happy

Thursday's Haiku

Don't fear the empty
beer glass, see it as a chance
to begin anew

Wednesday's Haiku

Don't fear the empty
beer glass, see it as a chance
for brew fulfillment

Tuesday's Haiku

You buy a beer and
you think it's yours, but it's just
a rental item

Monday's Haiku

Follow the person
who knows where they are going,
unless it's to Hell

Weekend Haiku's

If temperatures
are relative, hot must be
a distant cousin 

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The Miami boy
loved Seattle, but it was
weather dependent

Friday Haiku

God must be in cat's
heads because I've heard that the
devil's in the tails

Thursday's Haiku

The chef only cooked
pork chops, as he didn't feel
his job was at steak

Wednesday's Haiku

The sirloin studied
Shakespeare's complete works, to be
both done and well read

Tuesday's Haiku

If you get your news
from a newspaper, you will
always be behind