Special Haiku

A true New Year's Day
resolution should at least
last the full first day

Weekend Haiku's

Blue sky only seen
through a closed window might as
well just be gray sky 

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Rock music should be
heard loud, and through car speakers,
with all windows down

Friday's Haiku

Wire artwork bent
to look like grass is sharper
than regular grass

Thursday's Haiku

The purse event was
for women only, nothing
with a sack allowed

Wednesday's Haiku

When she fell, she blamed
the uneven ground, but really,
she is just clumsy

Tuesday's Haiku

I wish you were here,
because now, being in your
house is trespassing

Monday's Haiku

I wish you were here,
because I was right, you did
not go to heaven

Weekend Haiku's

Christmas is the time
to say I love you, and by
the way, where's my gift? 

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In Seattle, we
sing the carol, "I'm Dreaming
of a Grey Christmas"

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"Happy Holidays"
translates as "I just don't know
what you celebrate" 

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Her mistletoe hat
must be broken, as no one's
tried to kiss her yet 

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Christmas carols are
great fun, but should be left to
the professionals 

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The wreath doesn't put
on a show, but it sure knows
how to take a bough

Friday Haiku

I wish you were here,
because I just realized
you have my money

Thursday's Haiku

I wish you were here,
because it's sunny where you
are and I'm jealous

Wednesday's Haiku

I wish you were here.
No, not you, I meant the cute
brunette behind you

Tuesday's Haiku

I wish you were here...
oh sorry, not you, I was
just singing Pink Floyd

Monday's Haiku

I wish you were here,
because talking to myself
seems kind of creepy

Weekend Haiku's

I wish you were here,
because we really should just
suffer together 

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I wish you were here,
because you're tall and you can
reach the upper shelves

Friday Haiku

I put sunshine in
my pocket to keep my hands
warm in December

Thursday's Haiku

I wish you were here,
because when it's only me,
it's masturbation

Wednesday's Haiku

I wish you were here;
you're stronger, and would do much
better in prison

Tuesday's Haiku

What doesn't kill you
makes you stronger, or maims you
past recognition

Monday's Haiku

I'd have you tell Kim
I said "Hello", but I'm not
speaking to her now

Weekend Haiku's

The helicopter
zooms above, as Sam wishes
he wasn't grounded 

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The Highland Games held
no thrills for Bill, since they did
not involve ganja

Friday's Haiku

Sunburned and sore, Liz
has decided to stay in
the shade this summer

Thursday's Haiku

They say this house must
be haunted, but the only
demons here are mine

Wednesday's Haiku

I wear shorts all the
time not due to heat; my knees
are claustrophobic

Tuesday's Haiku

She sneaks peeks at me,
not because she thinks I'm cute,
but because she knows

Monday's Haiku

The Scratches' baby
boy didn't like being called
a son of an itch

Weekend Haiku's

Her dream job is the
one she knows nothing about
and not doing now 

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Fresh mango mixed with
yogurt makes this cloudy day
feel more tropical

Friday's Haiku

Her hair's longer now,
but her personality's
still short and spiky

Thursday's Haiku

The pirate lost his
gold hoop, and so found himself
now earring impaired