Tuesday's Haiku

Delayed by over
an hour, fashionably
late became cold food

Monday's Haiku

The church tower hates
bats because they really scare
the bell out of him

Weekend Haiku's

Car stereos seem
to only blast the music
you don't want to hear 

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The divorced door-to-
door salesman's wife bought a "No
Soliciting" sign

Friday Haiku

Darkness is only
really scary if you don't
have an inner light

Thursday's Haiku

I-pods are just a
nice way to say, "I don't want
to talk with you, jerk!"

Wednesday's Haiku

His ugly neon
neckwear is an example
of the ties that blind

Tuesday's Haiku

She says I need a
cellphone for emergencies;
like they're used for that

Monday's Haiku

People watching works
best for those with strong stomachs
and a quiet laugh

Weekend Haiku

This northern most point
is where the tracks end; when you
leave, it all goes south 

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I can't be upset
when she says she's late, unless
she doesn't mean time

Friday Haiku

Looking down the tracks
to the horizon, no sign
of life coming here

Thursday's Haiku

She missed her train, so
the rest of her evening
would now be off track

Wednesday's Haiku

Her prediction of
snow is coming true, just off
by about two months

Tuesday's Haiku

"That jail food don't feed
you right," he said, but his gut
sure looked plenty full

Monday's Haiku

She says she wants to
draw my poetry up, but
who wants to see that?

Weekend Haiku's

Computers are like
sex: the hard drives are better
than a floppy disc 

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You only pay rapt
attention to a pebble
when it's in your shoe

Friday Haiku

Technology is
man's greatest creation, and
then it stops working

Thursday's Haiku

The "librarian
look" her glasses create is
weird, as she hates books

Wednesday's Haiku

She only likes "Star
Wars" because geeky boys do,
and she likes the nerds

Tuesday's Haiku

When she said, "I don't
think my parents ever had
sex," she miscounted

Monday's Haiku

Justin's engaged to
a great woman, we wonder,
"What was she thinking?"

Weekend Haiku's

At the buffet, the
pizza disappeared before
the salad and quiche 

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We celebrated
Justin's engagement with food,
like a last supper

Friday's Haiku

Pizza becomes far
less Italian when you put
pineapple on it

Thursday's Haiku

She'd wear her heart on
her sleeve, but she's found that it
clashes with her shoes

Wednesday's Haiku

She wears her heart on
her sleeve, and then goes home with
someone else's coat

Tuesday's Haiku

I'm sorry Dan, it's
not really depression if
you're enjoying it

Monday's Haiku

Some people suffer
from depression, while others
are okay with it