Monday's Haiku

The last leaf clings to
the branch, stubbornly fighting
fate and gravity

Weekend Haiku

She's excited for
the ten percent chance of snow,
while I wish for rain 

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November's colors
are slowly fading into
winter's monochrome

Friday's Haiku

Just when we think we're
in total control, Mother
Nature reminds us

Thursday's Haiku

The photo captured
her glowing grin before it
was no longer there

Wednesday's Haiku

Watching her walk, her
ass sways in rhythm like a
perfect pendulum

Tuesday's Haiku

Personalities
cannot be disguised by hair,
clothing or makeup

Monday's Haiku

Food poisoning makes
you think about what you eat
more than a diet

Weekend Haiku

She wanted to know
if her portfolio made
her assets look big 

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She only dances
when she drinks, so she will not
remember dancing

Friday's Haiku

Raindrops target Fall
leaves on their way down, wanting
to not be alone

Thursday's Haiku

Without Levon, how
will we be able to keep
the rhythm again?

Wednesday's Haiku

He took a break from
his break, as he needed a
break, or he'd be fixed

Tuesday's Haiku

His stomach hurt, which
meant he was nervous, or he'd
been poisoned again

Monday's Haiku

They said they were not
pay toilets, but they were for
customers only

Weekend Haiku's

Her boots, while they fit
her feet just fine, didn't fit
her as a person 

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The bathroom's were for
customers only, so she
bought a small cookie

Friday Haiku

In turning over
a new leaf, I just found the
old leaf's underside

Thursday's Haiku

New Year's Eve is the
last chance to do something you
can blame on last year

Wednesday's Haiku

The dung beetle was
pleased as his boss said that he'd
done excrement work

Tuesday's Haiku

I would enjoy eye
contact if I didn't have
to see people's souls

Monday's Haiku

Brackish, Coppery,
Silt, Standing and Mud are bad
bottled water names

Weekend Haiku's

In the cold, he yelled
up at the goose flying North,
"That's the wrong way, Dude!" 

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Gelatinous goo,
shoe leather and glue are bad
dinner descriptions

Friday Haiku

Not wanting to be
late, excited for my massage,
I arrived oily

Thursday's Haiku

Her over-sized, long
jacket may not be slimming,
but it hides her hips

Wednesday's Haiku

Her comfort zone is
growing, but will never be
big enough for Tim

Tuesday's Haiku

Food in your teeth looks
funny, but it's a great way
to save tasty snacks

Monday's Haiku

Her personal space
bubble is near five feet across,
ten around people