Friday's haiku

Compliments on a
beard grown due to losing a
bet are not as nice

Thursday's haiku

A flock of robins
search the yard, all wishing they'd
got here earlier

Wednesday's haiku

That girl is moving
so fast, her legs are blurry,
or it's my glasses

Tuesday's haiku

A short interview
about my photos, which aren't
worth a thousand words

Monday's haiku

Since she hadn't grabbed
any napkins, she knew she
was likely to spill

Weekend Haiku

For Odessa's cult,
every member has to
adopt a black cat 

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For Odessa's cult,
you do not choose the cult, as
the cult chooses you

Friday's haiku

For Odessa's cult,
you don't have to drink any
Kool-aid, just the beer

Thursday's haiku

They go to lunch in
a pack, always on the hunt
for somewhere to sit

Wednesday's haiku

Surrounded by men,
she was pretty sure she had
the least facial hair

Tuesday's haiku

They hung on each word
she spoke, yet she really did
not have much to say

Monday's haiku

Surrounded by men,
she was calm, knowing they would
not judge her outfit

Weekend haiku

Surrounded by men,
she felt an overwhelming
urge to perform now 

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Her high heels may make
her legs look great, but her feet
felt just terrible

Friday's haiku

The Tea Party's main
problem is no real focus
on tea or parties

Thursday's haiku

Republicans hate
Nascar, as they don't like things
that always turn left

Wednesday's haiku

Is it possible
to get a contact high from
singing "Smoke Two Joints"?

Tuesday's haiku

Unscented candles
are fine ideas, but they
make no scents to me

Monday's haiku

I'd be much more for
diversity, if they could
all be more like me

Weekend haiku

Without power for
five days, she's running out of
patience and clean clothes 

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Without power for
five days, darkness loses all
of it's novelty

Friday's haiku

When the ice melts, it
always stays in the one place
you wish it wouldn't

Thursday's haiku

Disappointed, Bill
had braved the storm, as he'd heard,
"It's a free dog night"

Wednesday's haiku

It was a three dog
night, and we were cold, as we
only had two cats

Tuesday's haiku

The dog was scared, as
he'd misheard her say she'd bought
him some nice warm fleece

Monday's haiku

The puffy coats come
out each Fall, so everyone
looks more muscular

Weekend haiku

He said he would trip
to give me something to write,
but he's just clumsy 

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His girlfriend is quite
beautiful, but she would be
prettier with me

Friday's haiku

The eyes of the cat
picture on her wall follow
me as if they know

Thursday's haiku

Heat waves emanate
from the stove, so the wall looks
like watercolor

Wednesday's haiku

They laugh at our fear
of a bit of snow, while we
chuckle at their rain