Wednesday's haiku

Halloween is a
holiday that is sure to
pick your spirits up

Tuesday's haiku

Shena was so sick, when
she coughed, it sounded like a
blown out Jeep muffler

Monday's haiku

Shena was so sick, when
she coughed, people in the next
town would catch her cold

weekend haiku

Shena was so sick, when
she coughed, the bubonic plague
stayed away from her 

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Shena was so sick, when
she coughed, FEMA set up a
truck outside her house

Friday's haiku

Bill spent his entire
life collecting games, but he
didn't have a clue

Thursday's haiku

Everything sounds just
a bit better when said with
a Scottish accent

Wednesday's haiku

Chad chewed his pencil
as he was told by his boss
to get the lead out

Tuesday's haiku

Who knew bayonets
and horses could still be used
as deadly weapons?

Monday's haiku

No, braindead is not
on the list of why women
vote Republican

Weekend haiku

For the French, the real
question they must ask is "To
brie or not to brie" 

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Bradley missed the mark
so badly, that he has put
the "q" in failure

Friday's haiku

The president and
the governer seem to be
master debaters

Thursday's haiku

Mitt has binders of
women, which could be just books
or large men with ropes

Wednesday's haiku

Mitt has binders of
women, which fits, as he wants
to bind their rights too

Tuesday's haiku

Like the finest grade
of sandpaper, over time,
life will wear you down

Monday's haiku

You can only use
the word "yo" if it's followed
by another "yo"

Weekend haiku

In the cold, brackish
sea of civilization,
John's a bad swimmer 

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Bill spilled the large jug
of water down his legs, thus
carafing his pants

Friday's haiku

He only wore his
hat in the dark, making it
a perfect night cap

Thursday's haiku

In this election,
who knew that our biggest threat
is a yellow bird

Wednesday's haiku

In the cold, brackish
sea of civilization,
Joey is a shark

Tuesday's haiku

Liz has been a much 
more outstanding person since
she broke her tailbone

Monday's haiku

In February,
the sunshine warms you through the
fleece and wool sweaters

Weekend haiku

My cholesterol
levels prove that I don't have
any good in me 

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At work, I put out
so many fires, I need
an extinguisher

Friday's haiku

A close football game's
good for everyone, except
the coach's ulcer

Thursday's haiku

Everyone leaves at
some point, but it's never been
any easier

Wednesday's haiku

For presidential
debates, you may get replies,
but never answers

Tuesday's haiku

My intestinal
strife is from stress, lunch, or the
thing from "Alien"

Monday's haiku

I can't consider
you as a co-worker if
you're never working