Friday's haiku

The doors creak rather
loudly because the springs are
quickly drying up

Thursday's haiku

We had just started
dating last week, so she still
had that new girl smell

Wednesday's haiku

The bowling alley
is the only place it's fine
to have ten pound balls

Tuesday's haiku

He likes bowling since
it's the one chance he gets to
knock down some rednecks

Monday's haiku

He drives his car so
fast, it seems to fly, as he's
an auto pilot

Weekend haiku

He's such a big fan
of stairs, he likes to be called
a flighty person 

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The pilot only
flies expensive trips, as he
likes flights of fancy

Friday's haiku

On Thanksgiving, John
got into his locked house by
using his turkey

Thanksgiving haiku

I'm as stuffed as the
turkey, but luckily my
food entered my mouth

Wednesday's haiku

When the turkey told
us "Gobble Gobble", we did
just as we were asked

Tuesday's haiku

The gardener sprained
her thumb so badly, that now
it really is green

Monday's haiku

I seemed to have sprained
the tendon in my ankle.
It's Achilling me

Weekend haiku

The gravel, water
and ash soon were able to
cement their friendship 

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All those who don't like
February 29th
are non-be-leapers

Friday's haiku

The whale hated his
new nickname of "Harpoon", but
he was stuck with it

Thursday's haiku

They wore matching coats
to make everyone else feel
completely left out

Wednesday's haiku

With his black, puffy
coat, Steve looked like Michelin
Man's evil brother

Tuesday's haiku

I slept just like a
baby, meaning I was up
alot and crying

Monday's haiku

The homeless man's fur
coat is gorgeous, but where did
all the squirrels go?

Weekend haiku

Her striped socks were a
combination of wicked
witch and prison wear 

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Don't accept a bag
from the man on the corner
if it is dripping

Friday's haiku

Raspberry, apple,
orange, banana. Sorry!
I felt a bit fruity

Thursday's haiku

Much like Samson, poor
Tiger Woods lost his strength when
they cut his harem

Wednesday's haiku

Who knew I could be
so happy to hear one man
say the word "Forward"?

Tuesday's haiku

Sesame Street taught
all of us how to count Mitt
Romney's fibs and lies

Monday's haiku

Your snotty nose may
never be president, but
it's in the running

Weekend haiku

Shena was so sick, when
she coughed, She'd dislocate her
nose and sprain her tongue 

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He lives under the
stairs, just like Harry Potter,
except he's a mouse

Friday's haiku

Shena was so sick, when
she coughed, tissues were removed
by a haz-mat team

Thursday's haiku

Shena was so sick, when
she coughed, the percussion knocked
crows out of the sky