Monday's haiku

Keep your hand away
from Jan right before lunch, she
gets zombie hungry

Weekend haiku

She likes snow because
everyone always seems to
grumble about it 

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It's okay to tell
everyone, except a bull,
that you have tight calves

Friday's haiku

Jill is such a mean
person, even when she waves,
it's kind of snarky

Thursday's haiku

It's hard to work the
word "prestidigitation"
into a haiku

Wednesday's haiku

Barbara Babcock's
brother began blubbering
about blueberries

Christmas haiku

I got coal in my
stocking, and like me, we're just
diamonds in training

Monday's haiku

Santa's helpers went
to the bookstore, in search of
the new elf-help book

Weekend haiku

The Twenty-Second
of December, Mayans wrong.
I better buy gifts

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Bill liked to wear his
Christmas t-shirt, "I'm like the
mistletoe, well hung"

Friday's haiku

She wears a scarf all
the time, not because she's cold,
she just hates her neck

Thursday's haiku

Snow, rain, wind, hail and
sunshine: just another Spring
day in Seattle

Wednesday's haiku

Golfing in the snow
doesn't bother Chris since he
bought neon golf balls

Tuesday's haiku

Daffodils topped with
snow confuses everyone
but the weatherman

Monday's haiku

Sometimes, around here,
a thin layer of high clouds,
for us, is blue sky

Weekend haiku

Around Jill, He felt
less Homo Sapien, more
Homo Erectus 

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Around Jill, parts of
him felt both dead and alive
all at the same time

Friday's haiku

He'd be more discreet
watching girls pass, if he would
stop yelling, "Oh My!"

Thursday's haiku

Lunch is sitting so
heavy, my stomach needs a
much sturdier chair

Wednesday's haiku

The dentist's office
is the one place you should have
a cavity search

Tuesday's haiku

June may be busting
out all over, as she needs
a much better bra

Monday's haiku

Pounding the concrete
with his drunken fist, we knew
that Jack was hammered

Weekend haiku

He walks slow, like he's
doing Tai-Chi, except with
a destination 

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Liz found out that her
interest rate is high, but
her interest low

Friday's haiku

Most writers agree,
we'd like pens more if the tops
tasted like cherries

Thursday;s haiku

While he did not pay
the prostitute well, he did
give her a big tip

Wednesday's haiku

Except at Christmas,
it is wrong to brag about
the size of your box

Tuesday's haiku

Most folks walk with a
purpose, but I prefer to
walk with a porpoise

Monday's haiku

She said she could use
a few more inches, so I
bought her a ruler

Weekend haiku

I'm not saying Sue's
face is oily, but there are
times it has a sheen 

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Like an old building,
the front needs work, but you can
still enter 'round back