Thursday's haiku

Joe doesn't wear hats
because he found his hair is
afraid of the dark

Wednesday's haiku

The fir trees were bad
baseball hitters, but they were
real good at pitching

Tuesday's haiku

Jill is such a tease,
she's the person that put the
word "leave" in cleavage.

Monday's haiku

If a woman's eyes
were in her cleavage, I would
make more eye contact

Weekend haiku

"Happily ever
after" is the biggest fib
in Literature 

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If a woman's eyes
were in her cleavage, I would
get in less trouble

Friday's haiku

Young Gina Johnson,
 a strangely vengeful woman,
always steals men's socks

Thursday's haiku

I tried to write a
haiku about maple trees,
but it was sappy

Wednesday's haiku

The drunken singers
were holding a tune as well
as they held their beer

Tuesday's haiku

For preventative
measures, I did get a flu
shot.  I chose whiskey.

Monday's haiku

The entire hive was
depressed and couldn't get up;
they were all bee low

Weekend haiku

For the NRA,
gun control is hitting what
you are aiming at 

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In anatomy
class next week, Wyndee will get
a brain.  Finally!

Friday's haiku

They crossed a guy with
a duck, and the end result:
they got a man down

Thursday's haiku

The duck may not have
been much of a dancer, but
he sure could get down

Wednesday's haiku

He now knew why he
was depressed wearing the coat,
it was a down vest

Tuesday's haiku

He couldn't outlast
the duck, but he was able
to just wear her down

Monday's haiku

I know my shoes are
angry, because the laces
are fit to be tied

Weekend haiku

She wants to be a
personal trainer, but she's
not motivated 

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You know that you are
really getting old when your
ankles look wrinkled

Friday's haiku

The boots were way too
big for her, so they made her
ankles look wrinkly

Thursday's haiku

Each time the sun shines,
it almost, but not quite, makes
up for all the rain

Wednesday's haiku

Meeting with my boss
soon, I regret wearing my
"I'm with Stupid" shirt

Tuesday's haiku

Though she waddled like
a duck, she warned us not to
make any wise quacks

Monday's haiku

Fishnet pantyhose
may be nice to wear, but you
don't know what you'll catch

Weekend haiku

Winning a year's worth
of pantyhose was really
all just sheer good luck

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She was willing to
walk in pantyhose, but she
didn't want a run

Friday's haiku

Resolutions are
just a small, temporary
break from inertia

Thursday's haiku

Resolutions are
a promise to yourself you
break within a month

Wednesday's haiku

We said our goodbyes
last week, though Tim leaves next week,
so this week's awkward

Tuesday's haiku

It's a new year, it's
a new day, it's a new morn,
same old hangover