Friday's haiku

The crow searches the
yard, looking for any worms
the early bird missed

Thursday haiku

My cube is so small,
to fit, I had a barber
give me a buzz cut

Wednesday's haiku

My cube is so small,
I'm bouncing a ball on the
wall like Steve McQueen

Tuesday's haiku

My cube is so small,
it's the anti-NASA: it's
the No-Space program

Monday haiku

My cube is so small,
I need a magnifying
glass just to find it

Weekend haiku

My cube is so small,
but I hear that it's what you
do with it that counts 

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My cube is so small,
my eggs are no longer marked
as being "cage-free"

Friday's haiku

My cube is so small,
there's no more Big Macs at lunch,
just quarter pounders

Thursday's haiku

My cube is so small,
I'm not able to look at
the long range forecast

Wednesday's haiku

My cube is so small,
I can only use words with
single syllables

Tuesday's haiku

Like typing errors,
first shorts day of the season
means lots of white out

Monday's haiku

We celebrate five
blissful years of marriage, not
bad out of twenty

Weekend haiku

My cube is so small,
I have to write all my notes
only in shorthand 

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My cube is so small,
it was first a shoebox for
a women's size 4

Friday's haiku

My cube is so small,
nano technology fans
take pictures of it

Thursday's haiku

Forty seven years
old, looking fifty, acting
more like I'm thirteen

Wednesday's haiku

My cube is so small,
my shoulders and hips each touch
the cubicle walls

Tuesday's haiku

Another birthday,
another small step towards
a grave conclusion

Monday's haiku

My cube is so small,
if I turn my head to the
side, my nose won't fit

Weekend haiku

My cube is so small,
I'm now wearing a cologne
called "Eau de Sardine" 

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My cube is so small,
when I sit down at my desk,
I need a shoehorn

Friday's haiku

My cube is so small,
due to space, I had to ask
the fleas to move out

Thursday's haiku

My cube is so small,
if I stretch, my coworker
has to duck his head

Wednesday's haiku

My cube is so small,
when they said, "Embrace your space,"
I was able to

Tuesday's haiku

She'd been smacked down so
many times, she kept her head
low and eyes lower

Monday's haiku

The place John works, the
only suits around there have
the word "law" in front

Weekend haiku

It's too nice outside;
today's work is cancelled on
account of sunshine 

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He couldn't find the
dead chicken anywhere; so
far, no blood no fowl

Friday's haiku

This blue sky's a bad
influence on me, tempting
me to stay out here

Thursday's haiku

The cheese is in worse
shape than me, it's sweating and
it's just laying there

Wednesday's haiku

In his new office,
John felt like a size ten foot
in a size six shoe