Weekend haiku

In Heinz 57
ketchup, I've never tasted
more than 12 flavors 

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Paul Simon is still
making great music, but he
has left Art behind

Friday's haiku

Her hips sway like a
palm tree in the breeze, and they
make we want to climb

Thursday's haiku

The circus may not
be an adrenaline rush,
but it is in tents

Wednesday's haiku

The bowling ball quit
the wrestling team, as he
hated getting pinned

Tuesday's haiku

She's not a complete
bitch, she's got two credits left
for her doctorate

Monday's haiku

Wayne retired, left
from work one last time, his car
accelerating

Weekend haiku

You can tell that it's
summer in Seattle, the
clouds are not as dark 

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In the summer heat,
the horse stays at a canter;
it's too hot to trot

Friday's haiku

Her complaints of her
vacation being too cold
fell on deaf earmuffs

Thursday's haiku

Seeing Joel in a
tie is like seeing a cow
in a volkswagon

Wednesday's haiku

Lighthouses may not
always be real happy, but
they're always beaming

Tuesday's haiku

Lunch meetings lead to
food stains on the proposal,
and indigestion

Monday's haiku

She's instructed me
to be more cheerful, but that
just makes me grumpy

Weekend haiku

It's fine to kiss a
nun, as long as you don't get
into the habit 

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Only in a nun's
closet is everything
truly black and white

Friday's haiku

She used to hate the
way he stared, until he left,
now she misses it

Thursday's haiku

Kissing Jill is like
eating hot peppers, your lips
keep feeling the heat

Wednesday's haiku

I'm a trendsetter,
though I have been confused for
an Irish Setter

Tuesday's haiku

Up through twenty, we
think we're invincible, then
alcohol happens

Monday's haiku

A soccer player
is truly focused, having
just one goal in mind

Weekend haiku

That girl always has
a "no" at the ready, like
a vacancy sign 

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Sneakily secure
in her supine position,
Sarah says, "Please stay"

Friday's haiku

Do you really want
to know how I feel, or what
I tell everyone?

Thursday's haiku

Photographers don't
make great followers; they like
to call all the shots

Wednesday's haiku

The breeze was tired
of losing, as all his life,
he wanted to wind

Tuesday's haiku

The secretaries
meet up for lunch and one of
them always takes notes

Monday's haiku

"Partly sunny" is
weatherman code for "I don't
know what will happen."

Weekend haiku

My cube is so small,
I flew coach just to get a
little more leg room 

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My cube is so small,
I can only wear tank tops
and Bermuda shorts