Wednesday's haiku

She would still work here,
except for the small fact that
she's bat shit crazy

Tuesday's haiku

I swear the music
industry's business model
is the Hindenburg

Monday's haiku

Daniel smiles all the
way down to his spleen, then it
sticks in his kidney

Weekend haiku

The only time Bill
reads Ladies Home Journal is
in the waiting room 

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Getting away from
Valerie's grasp is harder
than dodging raindrops

Friday's haiku

The conversation
changed quickly when Chuck sat at
the ladies' table

Thursday's haiku

My back to the sun,
I still feel the warmth as it
hugs me anyway

Wednesday's haiku

The little spider
was so tired, he just wove
a web of fatigue

Tuesday's haiku

Now a millionaire,
almost all of Jerry's friends
have quotation marks

Monday's haiku

You have to expect
that something's fishy when you
marry a mermaid

Weekend haiku

The princess enjoyed
the light of day, but preferred
a knight in the dark 

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All types of carpet
floors are fine for sex, but he
prefers a long shag

Friday's haiku

She said I should give
my sandwich creation a
name, so I did: "Mine!"

Thursday's haiku

Though not depressed,
the one thing that brings me down is
the elevator

Wednesday's haiku

Nothing scratches my
soul itch better than Marvin
Gaye's sweet falsetto

Tuesday's haiku

His Hawaiian shirt
was as close as Bob would get
to any islands

Monday's haiku

Everyone heard the
crying, not knowing it was
just my inner child

Weekend haiku

Though not known as a
clean freak, Julie happily
polished off the cake 

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When the group broke up,
"Indivisible" felt like
a poor band name choice

Friday's haiku

While some blame global
warming for melting icecaps,
I blame Martha's smile

Thursday's haiku

"Kristen is awesome,"
she yells out often, hoping
someone will agree

Wednesday's haiku

Though quite passionate
about comic books, John's less
than animated

Tuesday's haiku

Their marriage had changed,
now less "Body Heat", and more
"Driving Miss Daisy"

Monday's haiku

He bought the brown rug
to hide the dirt, but it's not
very well hidden

Weekend haiku

Chuck mows the clover,
and like the Queen of Hearts, cries
out, "Off with their heads!" 

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Mildly hunched, she
always looks like she's walking
coat-less in the rain

Friday's haiku

The one terminal
illness, killing everyone
it touches, is life

Thursday's haiku

We celebrate the
Fourth with explosions, sounds war
vets try to forget

Wednesday's haiku

When you die, your eyes
are left forever open,
forever searching

Tuesday's haiku

She trusted me with
her every breath, her life,
and I let her down

Monday's haiku

Her lies will be felt
the rest of my days, leaving
me a bit less whole