Kristen's voice is so
sharp, it could cut through the roar
of a jet engine
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Wednesday's haiku
On hot summer days
like this, I start to believe
I'm solar powered
like this, I start to believe
I'm solar powered
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Tuesday's haiku
These moments, lying
in the sun, make the rest of
the day possible
in the sun, make the rest of
the day possible
Monday, October 28, 2013
Monday's haiku
The hem of her skirt
is like an invitation
you just can't accept
is like an invitation
you just can't accept
Saturday, October 26, 2013
Weekend haiku
Yep, it's official.
Not even Tabasco can
spice up this summer
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Jeff wore a "Baby
on Board" blue t-shirt, because
of his inner child
Not even Tabasco can
spice up this summer
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Jeff wore a "Baby
on Board" blue t-shirt, because
of his inner child
Friday, October 25, 2013
Friday's haiku
I'm not saying her
legs are white, just fluorescent
and iridescent
legs are white, just fluorescent
and iridescent
Thursday, October 24, 2013
Thursday's haiku
She hadn't loved a
man in so long, she'd forgot
how messy it is
man in so long, she'd forgot
how messy it is
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Wednesday's haiku
She hadn't loved a
man in so long, she'd forgot
if she had liked it
man in so long, she'd forgot
if she had liked it
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Tuesday's haiku
For charity, some
are willing to go all in,
I go to my chin
are willing to go all in,
I go to my chin
Monday, October 21, 2013
Monday's haiku
When she smiles at John,
it makes him a better man,
but not good enough
it makes him a better man,
but not good enough
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Weekend haiku
The devil may be
sailing to Greece, but Jesus
is just fine walking
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Jill's smile follows me
everywhere, which makes sense, as
she is my stalker
sailing to Greece, but Jesus
is just fine walking
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Jill's smile follows me
everywhere, which makes sense, as
she is my stalker
Friday, October 18, 2013
Friday's haiku
A side effect of
full mastectomies is long
term mammary loss
full mastectomies is long
term mammary loss
Thursday, October 17, 2013
Thursday's haiku
A plate of tater
tots are barrels of golden
goodness just for me
tots are barrels of golden
goodness just for me
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Wednesday's haiku
"No Honey, it's not
called vodka, it's Mommy's make
it through the day juice"
called vodka, it's Mommy's make
it through the day juice"
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Tuesday's haiku
For Joel, every
day was a hump day as he
was born a camel
day was a hump day as he
was born a camel
Monday, October 14, 2013
Monday's haiku
She may not be a
psychic, as her crystal ball
had three finger holes
psychic, as her crystal ball
had three finger holes
Saturday, October 12, 2013
Weekend haiku
"It's the busy time
of the year" now seems to last
almost all twelve months
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She quit working at
the psychic hotline, seeing
no future in it
of the year" now seems to last
almost all twelve months
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She quit working at
the psychic hotline, seeing
no future in it
Friday, October 11, 2013
Friday's haiku
The longest muscle
may be in her back, but the
strongest is Sue's mouth
may be in her back, but the
strongest is Sue's mouth
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Thursday's haiku
The sliced pancreas
hated being ignored, like
he was chopped liver
hated being ignored, like
he was chopped liver
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Wednesday's haiku
Food bought directly
from the store shouldn't look like
I've had it six months
from the store shouldn't look like
I've had it six months
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Tuesday's haiku
She said she loved my
brown socks, which was weird, as they
had started out blue
brown socks, which was weird, as they
had started out blue
Monday, October 7, 2013
Monday's haiku
She said she loved my
brown socks, which was weird, as I
wasn't wearing socks
brown socks, which was weird, as I
wasn't wearing socks
Saturday, October 5, 2013
Weekend haiku
I like shoes, but I'm
starting to believe that all
flip-flops are evil
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It's wrong that "There's a
Monster at The End of This
Book" is still my fave
starting to believe that all
flip-flops are evil
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It's wrong that "There's a
Monster at The End of This
Book" is still my fave
Friday, October 4, 2013
Friday's haiku
My name gets confused
with a football player's, but
I'm less athletic
with a football player's, but
I'm less athletic
Thursday, October 3, 2013
Thursday's haiku
John spends so little
time at his desk, he's forgot
what building it's in
time at his desk, he's forgot
what building it's in
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Wednesday's haiku
It's ironic Bill's
the life of the party since
he's a mortician
the life of the party since
he's a mortician
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Tuesday's haiku
Whatever you might
think of him, Andy is gay
all possible ways
think of him, Andy is gay
all possible ways
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