Friday's haiku

Vending machine meals
mean you are flexible with
expiration dates

Thursday's haiku

If Jill's a fixture
here, how come all her projects
seem to be broken?

Wednesday's haiku

Digital music
is moving so fast, I missed
MP's one and two

Tuesday's haiku

The owner of the
light bulb factory sure seems
to be a bit dim

Monday's haiku

In our small town, there
wasn't much to do except
booze and each other

Weekend haiku

I'd be happier
doing my job, if I knew
what it is I do 

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Nature abhors a
vacuum, and she's not a big
fan of mops either

Friday's haiku

For sale: Wedding dress,
Never worn, still has tags. Size
4. No longer fits.

Thursday's haiku

While I'd love to be
as cool as George Takei, I'm
less cool, like Shatner

Wednesday's haiku

He looked a little
like John Cusack, but without
the big salary

Tuesday's haiku

Comedy isn't
pretty, but most dramas aren't
good looking either

Monday's haiku

The motorcycle
gives men power right where they
have most wanted it

Weekend haiku

After eighteen years,
our cat has passed, moving from
indoors to outdoors 

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If a bike ever
talked, it would likely have been
the tires that spoke first

Friday haiku

For his Improv class,
he made notes of witty things
he could improvise

Thursday's haiku

Personalities
like hers are infectious and
can make you feel sick

Wednesday's haiku

I have discovered
that with this face there is no
second impression

Tuesday's haiku

If I could go back
in time, I think I could kick
Billy Swanson's ass

Monday's haiku

The second time we
made love was nicer and had
a lot less crying

Weekend haiku

She's so allergic
to spiders, she won't even
log on to the web 

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I said, "Please marry
me," you replied with a laugh.
Can I take it back?

Friday's haiku

The ghost tour guide talked
about gruesome demises
with gleeful relish

Thursday's haiku

I ordered a cold
drink, and not feeling welcome,
took my ice outside

Wednesday's haiku

Disappointed, I
now know that she'd asked, "Want to
try my frittatas?"

Tuesday's haiku

She's always on the
run, which is ironic, since
she can't stand jogging

Monday's haiku

I see her only
in passing, making me wish
we would pass slower

Weekend haiku

If mom makes bad beef
noodle soup, does that make it
sketchy mother pho? 

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If you don't believe
in Mother Nature, explain
why there's no king bee

Friday's haiku

She said, "Many hands
make light work," and I asked, "What
about bigger hands?"

Thursday's haiku

Everything that
we do inside is all for
the love of outside

Wednesday's haiku

My resolution
for the new year is to try
to finish what I...