weekend haiku

If it does take a 
Village to raise a child,John 
Had half a village. 


If it does take a 
Village to raise a child, John 
Needs at least seven

Friday haiku

Since Chris is very
lactose intolerant, he
hates my cheesy puns

Thanksgiving haiku

Jill's camera takes
Thanksgiving shots, while I take
shots of Wild Turkey

Wednesday haiku

The only problem
with lunch outside on hot days
is going back in

Tuesday haiku

She has just returned
from Africa and found out
the wildlife is here

Monday haiku

The only reasons
we dress up here is for court
or job interviews

Weekend haiku

Your shoes matching your
clothes is a nice workplace style,
unless you're barefoot 

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Strangely enough, the
Tae Kwon Do instructor is
passive-aggressive

Friday haiku

The drunker Bill gets,
the less he should be allowed
near phones and email

Thursday haiku

You know how Scarecrow
found out he had a brain all
along? That's not Jeff

Wednesday haiku

Taylor, it's easy
to shake it off if you're a
multi-millionaire

Tuesday haiku

John wears an Iron
Man t-shirt, but if I had
to guess, I'd say tin

Monday haiku

With his tan, David's
got a healthy glow, except
for his skin cancer

Weekend haiku

He smokes too many
joints, far, far too often, or
more than meets the high 

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David has had so
many fake tans, his skin is
looking pleathery

Friday haiku

The three friends voted,
with two of them nays, which was
more than meets the aye

Thursday haiku

Strangely, when the goose
got excited, it tended
to get human bumps

Wednesday haiku

When Bill sang "Ain't No
Sunshine When She's Gone" he must
not have known Trudi

Tuesday haiku

Penicillian
is misspelled, unless she is
from Penicilli

Monday haiku

Sasquatch lives off the
grid as he's trying to shrink
his carbon footprint

Weekend haiku

Looking at the fat
robin in my yard, I have
found the early bird 

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Sprinklers soaking the
lawn during a rain storm, I
can relate to that

Friday haiku

Doing hot yoga
in the middle of August
is just called yoga

Thursday haiku

Do you know what they
say about a man with big
hands? He wears big gloves

Wednesday haiku

Looking back at my
Antarctica photos, I
put on a sweater

Tuesday's haiku

Eating outside is
only a novel thing if
you are not homeless

Monday haiku

Today I promise
to never tell a lie, but
I already have

Weekend haiku

Salt and vinegar
chips because formaldehyde
chips taste really bad 

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Today I promise
to never tell a lie, but
tomorrow I will