Tuesday haiku

Potluck is German
for "Multiple dish way to
get botulism"

Monday haiku

It's right behind me,
somewhere, back there, in the dark,
I think I can lo.....

Weekend haiku

High humidity
leaves me needing a shower
after my shower 

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A smile on Jill's face
looks like a visitor to
a strange, foreign land

Friday haiku

Billy realized
he didn't hate her, he was
Jill intolerant

Thursday haiku

Being pregnant, Jill
realized that she now has
two inner children

Wednesday haiku

With this sunburn, it's
as close as I will get to
being a redneck

Tuesday haiku

She is still alive
because she is truly more
stubborn than death is

Monday haiku

They pretend to have
a lunch meeting, not wanting
to share their table

Weekend haiku

Bill found out refried
beans and mummy bags are a
bad combination 

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There's saffron in her
laughter, curry in her smile,
all because of lunch

Friday haiku

Life's a death sentence;
it's up to you and fate on
the number of words

Thursday haiku

Don't get your hopes up!
Keep them stomped low and beat down
like the rest of us

Wednesday haiku

Melanoma it
may be, but I call it proof
the sun does shine here

Tuesday haiku

"Kiss me, I'm Irish"
works just for St. Patrick's Day
and Colin Farrell

Monday haiku

She was so tired
of arguing, but she knew
he was so damn wrong

Weekend haiku

Not sure if she wants
to see her family, Jill
opts to close her eyes 

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She still believes the
world revolves around her, but
it's slowing way down

Friday haiku

The merciless sun
scorched everything that it could,
except Susan's heart

Thursday haiku

If you're planning it,
the best time to shoot someone
is Fourth of July

Wednesday haiku

He was considered
a shooting star who always
had his safety on

Tuesday haiku

Bill says he has a
big dick, but he confuses
the words "has" and "is"

Monday haiku

When everyone can
marry, the happiest are
the divorce lawyers

Weekend haiku

Beth kept saying "Ow!"
as if she knew that it was
her causing us pain 

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I'd pay a dollar
just to watch her bend down and
pick up a quarter

Friday haiku

She lies on the bed,
relishing all the pleasures,
lost in the ozone

Thursday haiku

On the list of things
I'm not, stealthy must be one
step below tactful

Wednesday haiku

Boston, their last hit
in the Seventies, must be
hard to not look back

Tuesday haiku

The only change in
the rich girls from high school is
wrinkles, hair and age

Monday haiku

Linda is so tall,
she looks down on most men, though
she would anyway