Tuesday haiku

I hear atheists
are starting a non-prophet
organization

Monday haiku

"This place needs music,"
he said. I replied, smiling,
"Yep. Every place does."

Weekend haiku

This year's Pride parade
will likely be a lot more
proud than usual 

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Love strengthens. Love hurts.
Love equals. Love chooses. Love
shines bright. Love wins!

Friday haiku

Saying "I do" means
having to now say "Adieu"
to all the others

Thursday haiku

A late afternoon
shadow shows Julia her
ideal body shape

Wednesday haiku

In horror, Sally
realized, dating-wise, she's
Mrs. Robinson

Tuesday haiku

Stores stocked for Christmas,
just one hundred and fifteen
shopping days now left

Monday haiku

While driving his Ford
Focus, Bill was struggling
to pay attention

Weekend haiku

Chiropractors may
not always succeed, but they'll
take a crack at it 

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Rocket pad next to
swamp means no neighbors, and free
frogs legs after launch

Friday haiku

Anyone who says,
"Nothing in life is easy,"
hasn't met Brenda

Thursday haiku

A good director
and a mohel both prefer
to have final cut

Wednesday haiku

For Heather's baby
poll, most chose sometime next week.
I picked Labor Day

Tuesday haiku

Her doctor prescribed
bed rest, but she found doing
nothing was hard work

Monday haiku

She glares at the world,
for all they've done to her, and
what they'll likely do

Weekend haiku

I have now worked here
fifteen years, and in that same
time, I've aged thirty 

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The summers here in
Seattle seem to come in
intermittent bursts

Friday haiku

The longer I work
here, the younger everyone
else seems to become

Thursday haiku

To announce it's a
boy, Emily brought cake. Would
a girl have been pie?

Wednesday haiku

It's required that
all firefighters emails
must be through Hotmail

Tuesday haiku

Waiting on her hand
and foot, so she'll heal, and can
wait on my middle

Monday haiku

Seeing Mom and Dad,
I find I've been worrying
about the wrong one

Weekend haiku

Visiting with her
grandparents, she began to
wish she lived closer 

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Back in the Texas
heat, her Seattle visit
a cold memory

Friday haiku

She called me crazy
so often I'm starting to
wonder if it's true

Thursday haiku

As she's visiting
from Texas, our hot summers
are her cold winters

Wednesday haiku

We took Loni to
go and see Mt. Rainier, as
she's not Mohammed

Tuesday haiku

I had called her a
professional street walker,
since hooker sounds mean

Monday haiku

She may be my niece,
but she feels closer, more like
my sister's daughter