Tuesday haiku

Edward Bosch and John
Bartlett preferred to always
pair up on projects

Tuesday haiku

Could Himalayan
doctors remedies also
be known as high heals?

Monday haiku

Jill likes his full beard,
hates when he shaves, the stubble
irritates her thighs

Weekend haiku

I've got Manhattan
on my mind, probably since
the drink's in my hand 

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Now clean shaven, my
upper lip seems to be scared,
confused by the light

Friday haiku

Tom Brady always
misunderstood Tattoo's cry
as, "Deflate! Deflate!"

Thursday haiku

To help Brady out,
Kraft wrote a blank Bellichick,
and called it Goodell

Wednesday haiku

I'm really nervous
joining Tom Brady in this
hot air balloon ride

Tuesday haiku

If inflation hits
the country again, Brady's
got a guy for that

Monday haiku

If I were Gisele
Bundchen's voluptuous breasts,
I would be worried

Weekend haiku

Terrible choice to
pick Tom Brady to make the
balloon animals 

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Tom for president
in 2016; Brady
can fix inflation

Friday haiku

Judge decides it's less
the softness of Tom's balls, more
how they were handled

Thursday haiku

Tom Brady found out
he couldn't play golf, as his
balls weren't hard enough

Wednesday haiku

Tom Brady doesn't
play defense, because he can't
keep the pressure on

Tuesday haiku

Tom Brady found a
way to lower the pressure
before the big game

Monday haiku

Since she's been dating
Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen's
lost about a pound

Weekend haiku

After reading Tom
Brady's new biography,
I felt deflated 

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If Tom had been Greg
Brady, then Marsha's pretty
nose would have been safe

Friday haiku

Patriots versus
Steelers, I decide to root
for the referees

Thursday haiku

Need to get away,
I sit down, open a book,
smile, and disappear

Wednesday haiku

I've traveled many
worlds, loved many girls, fought wars,
all from reading books

Tuesday haiku

A book isn't mere
pages, but a portal for
us to escape through

Monday haiku

The two gifts Randy
gave women were crabs, and a
bad reputation

Weekend haiku

She couldn't stop when
she saw her friends, so she gave
them a drive-by wave 

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Roy adopted a
puppy from the pound because
tiger food's not cheap

Friday haiku

Her costume was a
Saguaro cactus, making
it real hard to type

Thursday haiku

Her costume was a
Saguaro cactus, so she
acted real prickly

Wednesday haiku

He had a thing for
blonde girls, which is tough, living
in Nigeria

Tuesday haiku

Jill had a Crush on
Bob, then later had a Sprite,
Coke and a Pepsi