Monday haiku

Democracy is
for those who like freedom, and
those who want a choice

Weekend haiku

So much ahead of
me, and the sun at my back,
I should roll over 

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Bill bought some pants for
fifty percent off, but they
only halfway fit

Friday haiku

For REI's Opt
Outside campaign, I told my
girlfriend, "Take a hike!"

Thanksgiving haiku

A Fox News Special:
Obama pardons Turkey!
Russia furious!

Wednesday haiku

She closed her eyes, turned
her face upward, trying to
be a solar sponge

Tuesday haiku

Refugees might be

trouble, but Republicans

definitely are

Monday haiku

I now know that all
my references are for
a much older crowd

Weekend haiku

Seeing Charlie Sheen's
definition of winning,
I'm okay losing

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Ben Carson believes
pyramids were for grain or
alien condos

Friday haiku

The only regret
I have so far in life is
family genetics

Thursday haiku

All of us need a
little help, but some folks are
beyond prescription

Wednesday haiku

My heart is the clear
plastic pitcher attached to
your blender of love

Tuesday haiku

If eyes are windows
to a person's soul, their mouth
must be the front door

Monday haiku

Like apple juice straight
from the fridge, Shena always
gives me the shivers

Weekend haiku

Trump's deportation
force surprisingly starts with
Rosie O'Donnell 

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No matter what the
terrorists try to do, we'll
always have Paris

Friday haiku

Trump's deportation

force already working by

taking Ben Carson

Thursday haiku

Shena's hot as a
stove, sweet as a peach, can I
be your pie filling?

Wednesday haiku

Jill looks like a drag
queen with no clothing budget
or sense of fashion

Tuesday haiku

I found two snowflakes
that were exactly alike,
but they both melted

Monday haiku

I don't feel old. When
I feel something, I try to
make sure she's younger

Weekend haiku

If we're going to
remain happy, one of us
must leave.  I choose you. 

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The dyslexic thought
making sweet ninety-six love
was over-rated

Friday haiku

He had an eye patch,
but grumbled when I asked if
he'd say, "Aye, Matey!"

Thursday haiku

For sale: Wedding dress,
never worn, still has tags, size
4, no longer fits

Wednesday haiku

With koalas near,
Brendan writes his homework on
eucalyptus leaves

Tuesday haiku

I believe champion
is defined as a very
successful onion

Monday haiku

The likelihood of
going to Hell increases
with each passing day