All the guys who walk
around, confident, wearing
Speedos, shouldn't be
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My wife has severe
laryngitis, no voice, so
I slept peacefully
Saturday, January 30, 2016
Friday, January 29, 2016
Friday haiku
Why don't they measure
the ocean's depth in feet? I
just can't fathom it.
the ocean's depth in feet? I
just can't fathom it.
Thursday, January 28, 2016
Thursday haiku
The young landscaper
frustrated his boss, buying
all grass by the yard
frustrated his boss, buying
all grass by the yard
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
Wednesday haiku
An apple a day
keeps the doctor away, and
the growers happy
keeps the doctor away, and
the growers happy
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
Tuesday haiku
Anxiety dream-
Missed my flight. I'm awake now,
so I'll be early
Missed my flight. I'm awake now,
so I'll be early
Monday, January 25, 2016
Monday haiku
When the little blue
pill's stock starts to plummet, they
say Viagra falls
pill's stock starts to plummet, they
say Viagra falls
Saturday, January 23, 2016
Weekend haiku
He tried to write from
his father's perspective, but
he disliked the view
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We were like two ships
that passed in the night, if one
of those ships can't swim
his father's perspective, but
he disliked the view
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We were like two ships
that passed in the night, if one
of those ships can't swim
Friday, January 22, 2016
Friday haiku
He didn't want to
demonize his father, since
demons aren't that bad
demonize his father, since
demons aren't that bad
Thursday, January 21, 2016
Thursday haiku
As a child, T.J.
swallowed five bucks in quarters.
He now dislikes change
swallowed five bucks in quarters.
He now dislikes change
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Wednesday haiku
You're born, you die, that's
life. What you do in-between
those is called living
life. What you do in-between
those is called living
Tuesday, January 19, 2016
Tuesday haiku
Kath's retiring,
but it sure seems like she's got
plenty of tread left
but it sure seems like she's got
plenty of tread left
Monday, January 18, 2016
Monday haiku
MLK Jr.
would be proud of Barack, and
sad about Cosby
would be proud of Barack, and
sad about Cosby
Saturday, January 16, 2016
Weekend haiku
Jill could sing like a
bird, if that bird happened to
be a male snow goose
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The calendar thought
WTF stood for Wednesday,
Thursday and Friday
bird, if that bird happened to
be a male snow goose
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The calendar thought
WTF stood for Wednesday,
Thursday and Friday
Friday, January 15, 2016
Friday haiku
Whenever he found
wrinkles in his writing, Bill
deployed irony
wrinkles in his writing, Bill
deployed irony
Thursday, January 14, 2016
Thursday haiku
To me, it was just
a pretty shell, but for the
crab, it was shelter
a pretty shell, but for the
crab, it was shelter
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
Wednesday haiku
Universities:
For those who like to forget
real expensive facts
For those who like to forget
real expensive facts
Tuesday, January 12, 2016
Tuesday haiku
My wife and I passed
on starting a family
as we don't like kids
on starting a family
as we don't like kids
Monday, January 11, 2016
Monday haiku
Spring sunshine makes me
almost understand why I
suffer through winter
almost understand why I
suffer through winter
Saturday, January 9, 2016
Weekend haiku
Sitting near the cake,
without a bite, each breath was
sixteen calories
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Like a warm spring snow,
apple petals falling, a
blizzard of blossoms
without a bite, each breath was
sixteen calories
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Like a warm spring snow,
apple petals falling, a
blizzard of blossoms
Friday, January 8, 2016
Friday haiku
April Fool's Day is
everyone's yearly chance to
be Republican
everyone's yearly chance to
be Republican
Thursday, January 7, 2016
Thursday haiku
A compost bin and
stairs taught Chris that even in
the Spring, leaves can fall
stairs taught Chris that even in
the Spring, leaves can fall
Wednesday, January 6, 2016
Wednesday haiku
At the hospital,
Chris now knows to move compost
bin first, then fill it.
Chris now knows to move compost
bin first, then fill it.
Tuesday, January 5, 2016
Tuesday haiku
In Australia, flies
are the national flower,
bird, tree and insect
are the national flower,
bird, tree and insect
Monday, January 4, 2016
Monday haiku
They don't get sick, but
meteorologists are
under the weather
meteorologists are
under the weather
Saturday, January 2, 2016
Weekend haiku
I don't want to spoil
the party, and I can't, I
wasn't invited
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She may not be a
ten, but she's a solid six
on my Richter scale
the party, and I can't, I
wasn't invited
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She may not be a
ten, but she's a solid six
on my Richter scale
Friday, January 1, 2016
Friday haiku
January 1st:
Yet it still feels, looks and smells
a lot like last year
Yet it still feels, looks and smells
a lot like last year
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