Tuesday haiku

The main difference
between Summer and Fall is
all about degrees

Monday haiku

It's called Fall because
it's what temperatures, good
moods, and raindrops do

Weekend haiku

Bill's girlfriend is so
tall, it's like he's dating an
amorous giraffe 

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Poets tend to wish
they had written what is on
someone else's page

Friday haiku

Joe looks like my high
school bully, so I glare at
him thirty years late

Thursday haiku

Jill's legs are so long
and sensual, it makes me
wish I were her boots

Wednesday haiku

The flash flood didn't
make anyone too happy,
except for the ducks

Tuesday haiku

The noise in the bar
kept increasing until I
couldn't hear my beer

Monday haiku

Bill's work ethic is
to stay as far away from
it as he can get

Weekend haiku

Trump supporters don't
seem to understand how to
read a resume 


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Trump fans just don't get
we need the most qualified,
not most amplified

Friday haiku

A misogynist
and racist for president?
Jefferson's so proud

Thursday haiku

"I will continue
to make your lives hell, until
all your moods improve!"

Wednesday haiku

Bill struggles against
his constraints, though it does make
the mistress angry

Tuesday haiku

David is killing
it as our boss, if by "it"
you mean our spirit

Monday haiku

Bill is a big guy,
looking like a rhino in
a Hawaiian shirt

Weekend haiku

I've had another
birthday, but that don't make me
any more mature 

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Based on the campaign,
Trump has two faces only
a mother could love

Friday haiku

Bill says he's not hung
up on winning awards, then
hugs his trophy wife

Thursday haiku

Bill says he's not hung
up on how people look, then
adjusts his hairpiece

Wednesday haiku

No job's more likely
to leave you destitute than
being a poet

Tuesday haiku

She wore her Kangol
as if her Easter Parade
hat had been stolen

Monday haiku

With the size of his
belly, a stomach ache is
debilitating

Weekend haiku

Mothers help shape us
into who we become, but
it's not all their fault 

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My mom is the best! 
Wait, you say yours is?  Oh...we...
Nope, mine's still better!

Friday haiku

The large gauge holes in
his ears were smaller than his
Mom's disappointment

Thursday haiku

Short shorts and cowboy
boots, still really sore, so she
left her spurs at home

Wednesday haiku

Short shorts and cowboy
boots, looking for more than a
seven second ride

Tuesday haiku

He said it was off
the top of his head, but I'm
sure it was lower

Monday haiku

She was told, "It's a
spider-free zone", but no one
had told the spider