Wednesday haiku

Everyone ranging
from zero to nobody
cares much about me

Tuesday haiku

The sweat on my lip
from drinking this cold beer means
I need exercise

Monday haiku

Jill's camera takes
Thanksgiving shots, while I take
shots of Wild Turkey

Weekend haiku

"There's always room for
Jello!" Now we know Cosby's
name for Little Bill

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Cleaning mirrors is
a job that I truly can
see myself doing

Friday haiku

We all wear targets
on our backs, but our actions
can control the size

Thursday haiku

Are you pretty and
a bit naive? Bill Cosby
has a pill for you!

Wednesday haiku

Winning this award
makes me proud, though I wonder,
"What took so damn long??"

Tuesday haiku

Being taken for
granted is much better than
just being taken

Monday haiku

He told the genie
he wished for more time, now his
garden's full of it

Weekend haiku

Summer Olympics:
my personal reminder
to get to the gym

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Summer Olympics:
my personal reminder
to suck in my gut

Friday haiku

I said, "It's okay
to leave me here, but not cool
to have left me here."

Thursday haiku

If it does take a
village to raise a child, John
had half a village

Wednesday haiku

If it does take a
village to raise a child, John
needs at least seven

Tuesday haiku

If it does take a
village to raise a child, Bill
needs to sue his town

Monday haiku

If it does take a
village to raise a child, John
needs a large city

Weekend haiku

She said I caught Bill
at a bad time, which must be
Monday through Sunday

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All my loving, I
will give to you, except for
my deep love of pie

Friday haiku

Bill eats so many
mushrooms, my momma says he's
nothing but truffle

Thursday haiku

Trump's ego keeps on  

expanding, while thankfully,  

his support deflates

Wednesday haiku

My pinball machine
is still broken, so she can't
hit my balls around

Tuesday haiku

If you spend all your
time in a lemon tree, you
will end up sour

Monday haiku

I will always bet
on the weirdos, because I
tend to like the odds

Weekend haiku

She's staring at me,
probably wondering why
I keep staring back

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Her sweater glistens
with iridescent threads, or
she's really sweaty

Friday haiku

Trump winning is like  

Taco Bell: Both will make us  

run for the border

Thursday haiku

Bernie Sanders taught  

Republicans/Democrats  

to embrace what's left

Wednesday haiku

This table reserved,
all of the other tables
are much friendlier

Tuesday haiku

Republicans now
control the house and senate.
Rich white men are back!

Monday haiku

Staring at the floor,
he missed all the cute girls, but
he found a nickel