Wednesday haiku

Boobs: what some women
flaunt, and how some men behave
when they see a pair

Tuesday haiku

Bobby's friends love him
and are fine tolerating
his assholery

Monday haiku

Hiking with a group
of guides is like being the
very last sled dog

Weekend haiku

Without saying a
word, she let all of the air
out of my balloon

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Selfies: Telling the
world, "the most important thing
around here is me!"

Friday haiku

Yesterday, we ate
turkey. In January,
we'll be led by one

Thanksgiving haiku

On this day, we all
give thanks for the life we have.
Well, not the turkey

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Thanksgiving is the
one day it's okay to tell
your friends to "get stuffed!"

Wednesday haiku

If too many cooks
spoil the broth, you could always
substitute chicken

Tuesday haiku

Trouble always seems
to find Gina, which means she's
bad at Hide and Seek

Monday haiku

Mandolin players
get the girl because they don't
play second fiddle

Weekend haiku

Every conversation
revolved around Jill, which was
a subject she loved

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After twelve years, her
dog passed away, and now there's
no one to greet her

Friday haiku

After spending ten
hours trying to find shoes,
she wore the boxes

Thursday haiku

The muscleman found
the one way he could pick up
girls was lifting them

Wednesday haiku

This may be a pick
up bar, but there's nothing here
that I want to lift

Tuesday haiku

Bill thought growing a
porn star mustache would lead to
more girls.  It didn't.

Monday haiku

A racist, sexist
demagogue is our leader
now, god bless us all

Weekend haiku

For Pacific, Trump
winning is just like Cy Sun
all over again

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I don't belong in
a place that celebrates, or
condones, Donald Trump

Friday haiku

First we lose Bowie,
then Prince, and now Cohen. Words,
and music, fail me.

Thursday haiku

Trump is president.
Is it too soon to start the
impeachment process?

Wednesday haiku

Throbbing election
hangover, disappointed
in what just happened

Tuesday haiku

Spastic colon sounds
painful, but a real cool name
for a punk rock band

Monday haiku

Allergic to both
sulfides and gluten, his trip
to Rome was no fun

Weekend haiku

Buys twenty thousand
acres of soybeans, then finds
out he's allergic

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Invite in jacket
pocket, he heads to party,
finds coat is at home

Friday haiku

Monday thru Friday,
pulled in twenty directions,
I feel like taffy

Thursday haiku

Invitation, hand
delivered, feels old-fashioned,
I'll probably go

Wednesday haiku

He calls his huge ride
"The Pussy Truck", I call it
"The Compensator"

Tuesday haiku

I am part of the
problem, but I don't like your
solution either