2016 took
large swaths of my childhood, like
a drunken uncle
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Why must the new year
be so heavily burdened
by last year's mistakes?
Saturday, December 31, 2016
Friday, December 30, 2016
Friday haiku
The people who are
the least humble tend to be
those who should be more
the least humble tend to be
those who should be more
Thursday, December 29, 2016
Thursday haiku
With the last name of
Gala, they better be good
at throwing parties
Gala, they better be good
at throwing parties
Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Wednesday haiku
The Christmas tree will
be gone soon, but the needles
will stay on for months
be gone soon, but the needles
will stay on for months
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Tuesday haiku
After Christmas Sale:
Everything you bought at full
price is now half off
Everything you bought at full
price is now half off
Monday, December 26, 2016
Monday haiku
Boxing day arrives
twenty four hours after
the unwrapping day
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After Christmas Sale:
Only three hundred sixty
four days 'til Christmas
twenty four hours after
the unwrapping day
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After Christmas Sale:
Only three hundred sixty
four days 'til Christmas
Sunday, December 25, 2016
Weekend haiku
Christmas is the time
to say, "I love you, and by
the way, where's my gift?"
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For Hanukkah, my
friend smokes a joint each day, and
has eight hazy nights
to say, "I love you, and by
the way, where's my gift?"
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For Hanukkah, my
friend smokes a joint each day, and
has eight hazy nights
Friday, December 23, 2016
Friday haiku
Some put an angel
atop the tree for peace, while
Jill puts the remote
atop the tree for peace, while
Jill puts the remote
Thursday, December 22, 2016
Thursday haiku
The Republicans
favorite holiday song
must be "White Christmas"
favorite holiday song
must be "White Christmas"
Wednesday, December 21, 2016
Wednesday haiku
We decorate the
Christmas tree just to create
one giant cat toy
Christmas tree just to create
one giant cat toy
Tuesday, December 20, 2016
Tuesday haiku
President-elect
Trump picks Bill Cosby as Head
of Women's Studies
Trump picks Bill Cosby as Head
of Women's Studies
Monday, December 19, 2016
Monday haiku
He's a MADD scientist,
doing research for Mothers
Against Drunk Driving
doing research for Mothers
Against Drunk Driving
Saturday, December 17, 2016
Weekend haiku
Her love is like a
hotel minibar, each piece
costs more than it's worth
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The mad scientist
was upset having just been
blinded by that girl
hotel minibar, each piece
costs more than it's worth
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The mad scientist
was upset having just been
blinded by that girl
Friday, December 16, 2016
Friday haiku
Stars prick holes in the
fabric of night, remind us
the light is still there
fabric of night, remind us
the light is still there
Thursday, December 15, 2016
Thursday haiku
Bill reads poetry
just to remind himself why
he hates poetry
just to remind himself why
he hates poetry
Wednesday, December 14, 2016
Wednesday haiku
Jill rubs lottery
tickets like magic lamps, but
rarely finds genies
tickets like magic lamps, but
rarely finds genies
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
Tuesday haiku
Christmas music in
March means the stores are starting
later than last year
March means the stores are starting
later than last year
Monday, December 12, 2016
Monday haiku
These rays of sunshine
are almost strong enough to
warm up Jill's cold heart
are almost strong enough to
warm up Jill's cold heart
Sunday, December 11, 2016
Weekend haiku
Unlike pets, parents
don't neuter their kids, at least
not physically
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Though they're called Great Blue
Herons, they are more well known
for their Jazz stylings
don't neuter their kids, at least
not physically
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Though they're called Great Blue
Herons, they are more well known
for their Jazz stylings
Friday, December 9, 2016
Friday haiku
I saw them flying!
Pterodactyls! Oh wait, they
were Great Blue Herons
Pterodactyls! Oh wait, they
were Great Blue Herons
Thursday, December 8, 2016
Thursday haiku
If the buck truly
does stop here, you can expect
the doe to follow
does stop here, you can expect
the doe to follow
Wednesday, December 7, 2016
Wednesday haiku
While Andy quotes lines
from Shakespeare and Voltaire, Chris
quotes from Dr. Seuss
from Shakespeare and Voltaire, Chris
quotes from Dr. Seuss
Tuesday, December 6, 2016
Tuesday haiku
Not quite bright enough,
Jonathon gave the poisoned
man an anecdote
Jonathon gave the poisoned
man an anecdote
Monday, December 5, 2016
Monday haiku
We looked at Farmer
Bill funny when he said he
was feeling sheepish
Bill funny when he said he
was feeling sheepish
Sunday, December 4, 2016
Weekend haiku
I've considered it
a challenge growing older
without growing up
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The only thing of
value to come out of Bill's
mouth will be gold teeth
a challenge growing older
without growing up
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The only thing of
value to come out of Bill's
mouth will be gold teeth
Friday, December 2, 2016
Friday haiku
I'm not stubborn, and
I'll argue all day with those
who say otherwise
I'll argue all day with those
who say otherwise
Thursday, December 1, 2016
Thursday haiku
Oppenheimer got
the concept for nuclear
bombs from his ex-wife
the concept for nuclear
bombs from his ex-wife
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