Weekend haiku

Tired of iceberg,
she bought the rougher greens, just
for the kale of it

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Some like Crosby, some
like Stills, some like Nash, and some
are forever Young

Friday haiku

Her name is Lucille,
she answers to Lucy, but
the boys call her Luce

Thursday haiku

Neither Donald or 
Hillary will ever get 
the Bills they hope for

Wednesday haiku

When his wife found she
did like some beers, Bill thought, "I
better hide my stash!"

Tuesday haiku

She wears her glasses 
when she sleeps, in case she needs 
to read in her dreams

Monday haiku

Bill felt less like a
Dad, more like a chauffeur slash
ATM machine

Weekend haiku

Our friend moving to 
Detroit, we all shout, "Hasta 
la Vista, Wesley!!" 


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Our friend moving to 
Detroit, our only advice, 
"You should watch '8 Mile'"

Friday haiku

James is artistic 
not autistic, well maybe 
a little of each

Thursday haiku

When asked about Trump 
as our Prez, Stevie Wonder 
said, "I don't see it"

Wednesday haiku

Gary's idea
of being kind is to just
screw you over once

Tuesday haiku

I find that I am
most unnerved by Gary when
he's smiling at me

Monday haiku

The dog barked all night,
keeping us awake, but he
didn't give a yip

Weekend haiku

Being allergic
to cats, I have found that I'm
rarely feline fine

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Frustrated, Bill threw
down his useless chopsticks and
exclaimed, "Well, fork it!"

Friday haiku

Condescension is
only wrong if the moron
realizes it

Thursday haiku

The words, "Trust me" are
always uttered by the one
person you shouldn't

Wednesday haiku

I'm not a birder.
I thought an Elegant Tern
was a ballet move

Tuesday haiku

Julia was blessed
with three beautiful children,
and one homely one

Monday haiku

Didn't Bill Cosby
know celebrities don't need
drugs to get women?

Weekend haiku

The vampire pine
tree is the one whose bite is
much worse than its bark

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Jill lost her street cred,
saying, "Watch your self before
you botch your self,fool!"

Friday haiku

Working at the pet
mortuary, Bill had to
stop saying, "Doggone!"

Thursday haiku

Lurning Englesh frum 
kat memes wy wee git idiut 
fur a prezidint

Wednesday haiku

The cat didn't own
a clutch or satchel, but she
always had her purrs

Tuesday haiku

For every ferry 
owner trying to get paid, 
they hate Chris Deburgh

Monday haiku

In a poetry
competition, you don't want
to be the last word

Weekend haiku

I'm dreaming to be
dreaming about me and you,
but I might as well

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Both the car show and
poetry open mic are
auto fixations