Wednesday haiku

They whisper, giggle
and blush, telling secrets they've
been holding so tight

Tuesday haiku

Never play poker 
with Darth Vader, as you will 
always lose the hand

Monday haiku

She picks at her food,
as she's been told shoveling
is not ladylike

Weekend haiku

Purging things before
a big move is easier
when it's not your stuff

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She's as efficient
as a broken umbrella
in a heavy rain

Friday haiku

When it comes to sex,
I've found sodomy is a
other hole ball game

Thursday haiku

Since everyone wore
shirts, nobody had any
real skin in the game

Wednesday haiku

The depressed singer
wanted to go out number
one with a bullet

Tuesday haiku

Paul was publicly 
condemned for fondling his 
privates in public

Monday haiku

You can hide from the
wine and whiskey, but the beer
will always find you

Weekend haiku

It takes seventeen
muscles to smile, creating
your facial haiku

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It must be a tough
hunting season when hunters
head back to college

Friday haiku

This week has been so
long and difficult, I am
just feeling fried, eh

Thursday haiku

Wolverine is the
wrong person to ask if he
would please scratch your back

Wednesday haiku

Her celebrity
makeover worked, she now looks
like Freddy Krueger

Tuesday haiku

I dropped my stress ball, 
which doesn't help me, but the 
carpet is calmer

Monday haiku

Ice cream headaches are
God's way of telling you that
you should eat pudding

Weekend haiku

Wearing thick glasses,
Jill's eyes are the double-paned
windows to her soul

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Bill suffered severe
headaches daily, from eating
his ice cream too fast

Friday haiku

My first poetry
book online, though I am just
the photographer

Thursday haiku

She tries another
diet company, and gets
the same (non) results

Wednesday haiku

The laughter at the
other table almost matched
the jokes in my head

Tuesday haiku

The Princess was so 
happy, as King Arthur had 
wished her a good knight

Monday haiku

In Germany for
Octoberfest, Bill now calls
it Barvaria

Weekend haiku

Humans are just big
bags of water, but Julie's
bag has gone fetid

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A big omelette fan,
the menu listing Egg Plant
had confused Connor

Friday haiku

If Billy Gibbons
performs without the ZZ,
has he gone Top-less?

Thursday haiku

The just married bee
wouldn't tolerate his wife's
waspish beehavior

Wednesday haiku

The yellow leaf falls,
returning to the earth, as
up's not an option

Tuesday haiku

Brendan's a published 
poet now, gone legit, turned 
pro, but still a goof

Monday haiku

The strangest dance moves
you'll ever make are when you're
menaced by a bee