Thursday haiku

I just ate Rocky 
Mountain Oysters and I feel 
a little testy

Wednesday haiku

Sidetracked by all these 
cat videos, Bill had been 
searching for pussy

Tuesday haiku

The advertising 
campaign brainwashing us all 
is cat videos

Monday haiku

Cat videos: the 
insidious furry plague 
of the internet

Weekend haiku

Cell phones make us more 
connected, yet we've never 
been further apart 

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Computers are just 
expensive ways to get porn 
and cat videos

Friday haiku

If the sky does fall 
someday, Chicken Little will 
be vindicated

Thanksgiving haiku

Thanksgiving is the 
time to be most thankful for 
warm stretchy sweat pants

Wednesday haiku

Aardvarkman's super 
power is being first on 
the hero phone tree

Tuesday haiku

Camouflaged by clouds, 
the blue sky waits patiently 
to attack the day

Monday haiku

Lakeview: A town so 
unpleasant, even the rain 
refuses to come

Weekend haiku

Distracted by her
kisses, nothing else in the
world seemed to matter

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Distracted by her
beauty, even the thunder
clapped for attention

Friday haiku

Just thirty eight days 
until Christmas, so empty 
your bank account now

Thursday haiku

Manafort charged with 
crimes against the U.S.  Duh, 
he helped elect Trump

Wednesday haiku

Your doctor's office 
is the only place you want 
a lack of patients

Tuesday haiku

I'm not sure the strength 
of jean stitches, but Jill's huge 
ass is testing it

Monday haiku

How computers work: 
I push buttons, while inside, 
the magic happens

Weekend haiku

Jill told her active 
spouse, "Run me like a river, 
paddle when needed" 

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The orca podcast 
takes on issues that are not 
always black and white

Friday haiku

A podcast of whales 
debating the benefits 
of krill-based diets

Thursday haiku

You can't have a gun 
for defense, if it is called 
an assault rifle

Wednesday haiku

Pisces acts fishy, 
while Gemini eats Cancer, 
Taurus cries out, "Bull!"

Tuesday haiku

I'm a poet, but 
I thought Pantoums were where you 
buried your trousers

Monday haiku

Better your dentist 
than border patrol to do 
a cavity search

Weekend haiku

The bitch in heels, those 
truly bitchin' heels, tried to 
tell me, "Bitchin' heals!" 

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I sit under trees 
in the Fall, to get my own 
ticker tape parade

Friday haiku

"Thank God for that stiff 
wind", said nobody, but the 
kid with the new kite

Thursday haiku

I'm not saying I'm 
out of shape, but I'm sweating 
writing poetry

Wednesday haiku

Two days later, the
fourteen mile hike might have been
two miles too many