Wednesday haiku

Email service down, 
coworkers actually 
talking face to face

Tuesday haiku

Snow on the branches, 
thick ice down the driveway, the 
pipes have burst again

Monday haiku

Her dancing shoes don't 
dance anymore, dust surrounds 
them like memories

Weekend haiku

She had compared me 
to Buddha, since I'm chubby, 
but he was a god 

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She always called me 
"her god", but later I find 
out she's dyslexic

Friday haiku

Sebaceous Cysts: bad 
to have on you, but good as 
a punk rock band name

Thursday haiku

The Ford Focus was 
racing down the highway so 
fast, it was a blur

Wednesday haiku

The two dreamboats launched 
their dream boats into the sea. 
Their wish?  Their dream? Boats!

Tuesday haiku

She put a spoiler 
on the back of her car, and 
it really spoiled it

Monday haiku

The weather woman's 
tight, tight dress is forecasting 
major distractions

Weekend haiku

Miniscule menace, 
frantic, unpredictable, 
they buzz, swarm and sting 

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Bruce had written off 
Summer, without starting to 
write in Fall's entrance

Friday haiku

Frank Zappa enjoys 
Heaven's winters, but still won't 
eat the yellow snow

Thursday haiku

Billy bought a new 
watchband, as he wanted to 
make time for music

Wednesday haiku

Hearing about the 
bee attacks, Jill wondered if 
"A" was violent too

Tuesday haiku

Hearing about the 
bee attacks, Jill steered clear of 
the whole alphabet

Monday haiku

Attacked by bees, Jill 
was now regretting wearing 
her floral perfume

Weekend haiku

If Samson's hair is 
a metaphor, is my ex 
wife a simile? 

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The Mitsubishi 
Mirage, weaving this way and 
that, drifts out of view

Friday haiku

"Samson's hair's just a 
metaphor," I repeat, as 
she starts the razor

Thursday haiku

Samson's hair was just 
a metaphor, though I've met 
girl's holding scissors

Wednesday haiku

Amblisexual 
means Jill will do anything 
that ambles along

Tuesday haiku

They keep our office 
so cold, my desk is now one 
big ice cubicle

Monday haiku

Report shows that not
having kids leads to longer 
lives, and more money

Weekend haiku

Come on down to the 
beet farm, where we're having a 
huge tuber one sale 

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She analyzes 
what others are wearing, tries 
not to pass judgement

Friday haiku

Movie trailers should 
entice, not expose, more one 
piece, less bikini

Thursday haiku

They always think I'm 
deep in thought, but there's no more 
water in the pool

Wednesday haiku

They always think I'm 
deep in thought, but I'm splashing 
in the shallow end

Tuesday haiku

Their Christmas feast a 
cold pizza, decorated 
in bright red and green

Monday haiku

Hooray! It's a brand 
new year! Too bad it's still the 
same old president